loveisanumber Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 hours ago, sloseph said: the dreams are coming thick and fast at the moment I swear I've walked the railway line more in the last 2 weeks to last me 10 festivals I'm taking some newbies this year and I dreamt that I couldn't persuade them to leave the campsite for the entire festival. Woke up annoyed at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Glasto Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 In the absence of tickets, you've just applied to do a job involving 5 x 12 hour shifts just so you can be at the festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 You've got to a point when the dialogue between you and your girlfriend has become a monologue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy92 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 You've entered every single competition, emailed every single volunteering opportunity that could possibly be there and are still refreshing the ticket page like a crazy lady just incase tickets come back on. Obsessed may be a little understatement haha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertProsineckisLighter Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Waapster said: Same with us but for the missus. I asked if she'd be ok on her own and she said the good looking guy up the road will be taking care of her. Better tell her I got a ticket then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mich1268 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I keep having a dream that I lose one of my bottom teeth mid festival. had to check out they had a dentist on site. they have. phew! note to self. don't lose or swallow offending tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 You're tweeting ridiculous hastags. #bluechicken #philipasvan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slash's hat Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 When your friends try to persuade you into a weekend away by telling you its near glastonbury - despite the fact it will be september. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said: Isn't that point when your girlfriend has become your wife? The expensive transistion hasn't taken place as of yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andycamper Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 You miss all the sales and spend seven months being down about not going then jump around like a lunatic in a clients house and fist pump the air when you get a volunteering job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2006 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 hours ago, slash's hat said: When your friends try to persuade you into a weekend away by telling you its near glastonbury - despite the fact it will be september. When you book a weekend away in September with your friends just so you don't have to face the post Glasto blues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verrymerry Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 7 hours ago, rubenz said: Some people do that when there is 12 months to go! Some people do that when there's 24 months go to in the fallow year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyhana22 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Woffy said: You're tweeting ridiculous hastags. #bluechicken #philipasvan #AHTT Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 When any other festival, even if God is headlining, just isn't good enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdavejohnson Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) When all you do all day is bang on about Glasto to work colleagues. Left my computer on, went for a ciggie, came back to find the Glasto website loaded on my browser with 'Cancelled' as the main headline. Bloody techies. Edited May 23, 2016 by djdavejohnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2006 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 When you're using every festival you're going to before hand as a warm up to Glastonbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 38 minutes ago, BlackHole2006 said: When you're using every festival you're going to before hand as a warm up to Glastonbury. Your Avatar is awesome, best most realistic scene in any movie ever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2006 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Dave_c said: Your Avatar is awesome, best most realistic scene in any movie ever!! Cheers bud, Human Traffic is my favourite movie of all time Edited May 23, 2016 by BlackHole2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_c Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 minute ago, BlackHole2006 said: Nurse, I need a piss pot, and a pan, and a brush....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, bennyhana22 said: #AHTT Ben Self-flagellating as I type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderlei Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 When the famous Elvis song comes on the radio and you can't help but sing "Viva Lost Vagueness". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Waapster said: Me too. I dream all the time, never sleep through the night. Glastonbury is featuring about twice a week at the moment. I had a really vivid dream the other night. I was queuing up and then bumped into a group of friendly people and we all sat down and had a drink while we waited to get in. Then someone came round to give out the wristbands and I realised in a panic I didn't have my ticket but they weren't really checking whether people had tickets and gave me a wristband. And we all had another drink before all going off to find a camping place. It was a really good dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 when you talk/think about it every bloody day when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanieM28 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, guypjfreak said: when you talk/think about it every bloody day when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft You didn't! 'Ow much!!! Would look pretty cool if Glasto floods though - WHICH IT IS NOT GOING TO DO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 35 minutes ago, guypjfreak said: when you talk/think about it every bloody day when yo drive 150 miles and buy an 8 man liferaft the sort that you pull the string and it blows up like this but bigger http://www.haylingseaschool.co.uk/product/seago-offshore-liferaft Have you filled the 8 places yet? Room for a little one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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