Best Quality Fake Beard for ZZ Top?

[lucyginger]

13 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Found an idea for you, lucy. 

Love it!! 

Probably not quite as much as Scruffy does though....  

[Nobody Interesting]

How about a Creepy Stalker Beard!?

Quite why anyone would want to look like a creepy stalker escapes me though.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00S52HULC?psc=1

[Gnomicide]

I've got a spare merkin if anyone wants to use that.

 

*decides against real lips gag.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Dusty Hill wouldn't be seen dead with that thing on his chin. 

He'd rather shoot himself in the nards.

[big__phil]

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Edited May 13, 2016 by big__phil

[shuttlep]

would grow my own beard, but I would have had to have started in 1994

[lucyginger]

2 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

would grow my own beard, but I would have had to have started in 1994

I'd grow my own too, but I'd need rather a lot of hormone treatment. 

 

[shuttlep]

1 minute ago, lucyginger said:

I'd grow my own too, but I'd need rather a lot of hormone treatment. 

 

People pay to see that shit

[lucyginger]

20 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

People pay to see that shit

Tbh, I could do with the money. 

Actually no, I like being a girl! Without "extras"! 

[jeffie]

I've never partaken of the wigs or the other shit for the Glasto legends.

BUT, for this I am tempted....

[shuttlep]

28 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

Tbh, I could do with the money. 

Actually no, I like being a girl! Without "extras"! 

yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's

[lucyginger]

21 minutes ago, jeffie said:

I've never partaken of the wigs or the other shit for the Glasto legends.

BUT, for this I am tempted....

Me neither! I am very tempted too!! 

[lucyginger]

18 minutes ago, shuttlep said:

yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's

You and me both! 

[CaledonianGonzo]

If it escapes from the ZZ Top Wall of Death unscathed you can give it a bit of a trim and use it again for ELO on the Sunday.

[6t6o6m]

Love it! I tried growing some facial hair for the past 2 months but turning up to work looking like a hobo wasn't befitting so I got rid of it 2 days ago. 

This looks like a viable replacement to the real thing.

 

[5co77ie]

adapt this recipe:

 

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Grow-Your-Own-Epic-Dwarf-Beard-In-One-Eveni/

[giantkatestacks]

Late to ths thread but I have that very beard, purchased for Shambala to be Captain Birdseye during his goth phase. Looked good but couldnt eat or drink wearing it. 

[HattersBoy]

Will they b selling them at the festival?

[Woffy]

On 13/05/2016 at 2:48 PM, Nobody Interesting said:

How about a Creepy Stalker Beard!?

Quite why anyone would want to look like a creepy stalker escapes me though.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00S52HULC?psc=1

Is that Tim Booth?

Maybe CalGon can get doublebeardbubble for his fake beard at the Other Stage Friday Opener Bonanza, brought to you by our big in the 90s sponsor.

[MilkyJoe]

On 13 May 2016 at 5:52 PM, shuttlep said:

yes , to be honest I like Girls without the extra's

You should stay away from Thailand then...

[MilkyJoe]

I like this one. I'm going stand at the entrance to the pyramid field with a big stick and shout 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'!

[Boozy]

I'm in. #fakebeard

[Pear_Cider]

On 13/05/2016 at 2:14 PM, CaledonianGonzo said:

If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging.  You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others.

 

On 13/05/2016 at 4:14 PM, CaledonianGonzo said:

If it escapes from the ZZ Top Wall of Death unscathed you can give it a bit of a trim and use it again for ELO on the Sunday.

Thanks Gonzo! You had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe!!