Secret resales 2015

[Glasto Mart]

9 minutes ago, helsbellski said:

Yep! I'm a Solicitor and we have a client out here. Been working in their offices for a month! V lucky I know

Reminds me of a joke:

"Tell me honestly, are you guilty?" asked my lawyer, "It doesn't make a difference to me, but I don't want to be surprised in court."

"Yes, I raped and murdered all of those prostitutes," I admitted.

"That's very interesting," he said, "But let's get back to this shoplifting charge now."

[beefykoala]

1 minute ago, helsbellski said:

Right I've been to the local market and back and bought gifts and STILL nothing has happened? Fewmin!

I'm going to go mow the carpet, trim the cats' beards, iron the teapot, and load the doors into the dishwasher. There'll STILL be no resale I bet.

[General Lee]

Has anyone called or emailed them in the last few minutes?

[jonboy22]

[beefykoala]

1 minute ago, General Lee said:

Has anyone called or emailed them in the last few minutes?

They still haven't responded to mine from the other day.

[p.pete]

2 minutes ago, General Lee said:

Has anyone called or emailed them in the last few minutes?

Definitely worth a shot!

[dazednconfused]

Made my day!

[p.pete]

16 minutes ago, CatMitt said:

He didn't get them, after you said that I had to know his fate. 

Awh, cheers for looking - hope he managed this year!

[Lucy92]

2 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

They still haven't responded to mine from the other day.

Haha how could they possibly refuse? 

[General Lee]

4 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

They still haven't responded to mine from the other day.

That's just rude  - you said thank you and included a smiley face and everything. 

Send a follow up email and say to show there's no hard feelings you'll meet them halfway and settle with four tickets. 

Edited May 19, 2017 by General Lee

[beefykoala]

Just now, General Lee said:

That's just rude  - you said thank you and included a smiley face and everything. 

Send a follow up email and say to show there's now hard feelings you'll meet them halfway and settle with four tickets. 

Good idea.

[General Lee]

Right - new tactic. What's their office address?

https://goo.gl/images/R0oI0t

[basicminds]

11 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

This feels distinctly like when you're waiting for your friend to knock on your door to give you a ride, and you get a text from them saying "Leaving soon". 

I am that friend....maybe I should go work for SEE?

[beefykoala]

2 minutes ago, General Lee said:

That's just rude  - you said thank you and included a smiley face and everything. 

Send a follow up email and say to show there's now hard feelings you'll meet them halfway and settle with four tickets. 

 

[Quark]

Just now, beefykoala said:

 

[Slix_Trix]

 

3 minutes ago, General Lee said:

Right - new tactic. What's their office address?

https://goo.gl/images/R0oI0t

Even though we've no reason to be angry at them really....Rock up on their doorstep...Give us tickets!!!

Edited May 19, 2017 by Slix_Trix

[Robinn]

Maybe we should send see a copy of every joke we make on here. They'll probably give up after 18 knob jokes.
 

[Lucy92]

I was so convinced it would be 15.45 

[General Lee]

2 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

 

[beefykoala]

Just now, Lucy92 said:

I was so convinced it would be 15.45 

I gave up being convinced after last week's 'tip off'.

[Dave_c]

Even I'm bloody checking when I'm not busy at work and I have a ticket. 

[dazednconfused]

3 minutes ago, beefykoala said:

 

I somehow do like you, you know...

[helsbellski]

Right, I've got to check out and leave for the airport. Sob sob sob. So if it happens today I'm probably out of the running. God speed everyone!

[cidersidney]

Just now, Dave_c said:

Even I'm bloody checking when I'm not busy at work and I have a ticket. 

same here....for friends that missed out.....teamplayer

[Jennings74]

I've already told you its SOLD OUT!!