Weirdest thing you saw at Glastonbury 2014?

[salvador wali]

New phone mate. They'll be things you can tell your grandkids about.

So sad, can't you just use the old one to post on here?

snarfulling

We should start a petition to make him use his old phone solely to post on efestivals, if we get to 66 then he will surely bow to the pressure.

shmoogypap

[Winslow Leach]

New phone mate. They'll be things you can tell your grandkids about.

I remember when this was all Scruff's typos, as far as the eye could see.

[jeffie]

Sorry. You'll just have to treasure the memories.

Dammit

fleeeooogh

[swede]

I saw the commotion but sadly didn't observe her releasing a long hot frothy piss.

Gutted

It was unreal russy, she unleashed it all the while eyeballing the coppers who were no more than arms length from her, one just staring in amazement at the unfolding events

[russycarps]

It was unreal russy, she unleashed it all the while eyeballing the coppers who were no more than arms length from her, one just staring in amazement at the unfolding events

Ha ha amazing.

What do you have to take to achieve that level of oblivion?

Because I want some!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Ha ha amazing.

What do you have to take to achieve that level of oblivion?

Because I want some!

An ocean of gin and tonic will do it. I know this because my wife has form in this area. One observer has likened her public pissing to that of a dray horse. I think her finest example would be pissing on the floor in the middle of a posh arts centre in front of the entire audience for some show.

[russycarps]

An ocean of gin and tonic will do it. I know this because my wife has form in this area. One observer has likened her public pissing to that of a dray horse. I think her finest example would be pissing on the floor in the middle of a posh arts centre in front of the entire audience for some show.

Christ alive that's magnificent.

Why do girls piss with such ferocity anyway?

Perhaps that's a question for another forum actually

[Winslow Leach]

Why do girls piss with such ferocity anyway?

That would have made for a much more striking opening line for Close to You.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Christ alive that's magnificent.

Why do girls piss with such ferocity anyway?

Perhaps that's a question for another forum actually

As an aside - she used to piss the bed almost nightly in the years before she met me. I've heard others talk of her pissing on other people's beds at parties etc. Then it all stopped when she met me. She hasn't pissed the bed once now in over two years.

Just thought I'd share, as it's so quiet on here at the moment.

[Winslow Leach]

As an aside - she used to piss the bed almost nightly in the years before she met me. I've heard others talk of her pissing on other people's beds at parties etc. Then it all stopped when she met me. She hasn't pissed the bed once now in over two years.

Just thought I'd share, as it's so quiet on here at the moment.

[salvador wali]

As an aside - she used to piss the bed almost nightly in the years before she met me. I've heard others talk of her pissing on other people's beds at parties etc. Then it all stopped when she met me. She hasn't pissed the bed once now in over two years.

Just thought I'd share, as it's so quiet on here at the moment.

Edited October 18, 2014 by salvador wali

[LondonTom]

As an aside - she used to piss the bed almost nightly in the years before she met me. I've heard others talk of her pissing on other people's beds at parties etc. Then it all stopped when she met me. She hasn't pissed the bed once now in over two years.

Just thought I'd share, as it's so quiet on here at the moment.

[Bisque]

http://liverpool.tab.co.uk/2014/10/17/this-is-what-liberation-looks-like/

[jonodillieono]

Some girl in the sonic tent at like 6am on Monday running around on all fours with no shoes on acting like an animal, she was going up to people and trying to lick them but then acting all like coy and shy. It's hard to explain but I'm convinced she thought she was a fox

[Wooderson]

Dolly's sax "solo".

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Some girl in the sonic tent at like 6am on Monday running around on all fours with no shoes on acting like an animal, she was going up to people and trying to lick them but then acting all like coy and shy. It's hard to explain but I'm convinced she thought she was a fox

I would so loved to have seen that. I had a mate who did something similar, but not at Glastonbury. Unfortunately I didn't see with my own eyes what he got up to either. Anyway, it transpires that he's on the overnight ferry to Amsterdam (I think). He got pissed (etc) and then went to the disco on board. By the end of the night he was on all fours driving his head around the dance floor. Mind you, I suspect that's nothing on that overnight ferry.