"Bruce Forsyth wants to drive down railway line"

[stuartbert two hats]

"There is no history of binge drinking at Glastonbury Festival."

Glastonbury Festival Operating Schedule

WTF??

[windy_miller]

"Block 9 tranny bus stuck?"

[Sawdusty surfer]

Glastonbury Festival Operating Schedule

C Disallowed

items. The following items are not allowed to be brought onsite by ticket holders and are

listed in the ticket terms and conditions:

• excessive amounts of alcohol, i.e. more than for personal consumption

• any alcohol in the possession of anyone under 18

• excessive amounts of cigarettes, i.e. more than for personal consumption

• illegal

substances

• portable laser equipment and laser pens

• unauthorised professional film or video equipment

• audio

recorders

• fireworks

• flares

• generators (exemption for generators within campervans)

• any goods with unauthorised Glastonbury Festival logos

• any goods for unauthorised trading

• any items which may reasonably be considered for use as a weapon

• body piercing equipment

• unauthorised sound systems (this includes traders, staff and performers)

No mention of Sky Lanterns.

[Brave Sir Robin]

Great find, thanks Boltzmann!

[LondonTom]

"There is no history of binge drinking at Glastonbury Festival."

Glastonbury Festival Operating Schedule

Nope no drinking or drugs here, just god clean fun.

Great finds!

[Staff_Sav]

Does anyone know how to obtain this information for this years festival? Was really interesting reading last years notes

[Ruwise]

I assume you apply to the council and request it under the freedom of information act.

[TomfromStroud]

I assume you apply to the council and request it under the freedom of information act.

Yes, and do it through https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/body/mendip_district_council please to make sure we can all see it afterwards

[Staff_Sav]

I've sent an application for it. If its anything like last years, they may have to spend some time blanking out sections that relate to names involved in any criminal activity etc, but hopefully we get it sent through soon enough.

[Meatball]

I've sent an application for it. If its anything like last years, they may have to spend some time blanking out sections that relate to names involved in any criminal activity etc, but hopefully we get it sent through soon enough.

Nice 1, enjoyed reading the last one

Will be intrigued to see if there is a note stating;

"Sat 28th, 14:42 , Kelis performance , punter seen to be observing a security member smoking an illegal substance, punter seems to be in moral quandary as to whether to report said security member...... 14:58, Punter seems to have opted to avoid confrontation and wait to post online once home"

Edited July 9, 2014 by Meatball

[Staff_Sav]

"Fri 27th, 19:33, Williams Green leaked that the 1975 will be performing, send more police and stewards to help people vacate the area as safely and quickly as possible before the outward stampede gets out of hand."

[___S_o_m_a__]

WTF??

Comical Ali

[Staff_Sav]

Update:

They have one day until the deadline for the information, however they messaged me and asked for an extension until Friday which I gave them.

Hopefully have all the police gossip by then =D

[Ruwise]

Can't wait to read them. As I was now aware of them any time I saw anything that I thought might be included I wondered what they would be writing about it.

[Staff_Sav]

Apparently its all ready, but the pdf document is too large to send via email and they want to send it by post. Surely thats gonna be like a fucking huge wad of paper that im gonna have to scan in page by page to show everyone?

Urrrrrggggghhhh, the things i do for you guys......

Edit: Unless anyone can recommend somewhere I can tell them to upload it to so its easily available for everyones viewing pleasure?

Edited July 31, 2014 by Staff_Sav

[Staff_Sav]

Haven't had a chance to read through it yet, but I dont want to start up a new thread name as I think Bruce Forsyth has earned his right to remain as the title for this topic forever.

Get your laptop on its side ready for reading it, and hopefully find something cool to quote from it.

#PoliceBants

Event Control Notes 2014

Enjoy =)

[stuartbert two hats]

Apparently its all ready, but the pdf document is too large to send via email and they want to send it by post. Surely thats gonna be like a fucking huge wad of paper that im gonna have to scan in page by page to show everyone?

Urrrrrggggghhhh, the things i do for you guys......

Edit: Unless anyone can recommend somewhere I can tell them to upload it to so its easily available for everyones viewing pleasure?

I've always found this service works well:

https://www.transferbigfiles.com/

I see you've got it uploaded. Nice one!

Edited July 31, 2014 by stuartbert two hats

[stuartbert two hats]

Haven't had a chance to read through it yet, but I dont want to start up a new thread name as I think Bruce Forsyth has earned his right to remain as the title for this topic forever.

Get your laptop on its side ready for reading it, and hopefully find something cool to quote from it.

#PoliceBants

Event Control Notes 2014

Enjoy =)

Well, that was pretty smooth. I'd love to read the redacted stuff!

[Staff_Sav]

Well, that was pretty smooth. I'd love to read the redacted stuff!

Yeah, not as good as last years from what I glimpsed through. The police probably didn't want to get their notepads wet from the rain.

[giantkatestacks]

At first glance what jumped out were the numbers for Dolly - 100-120,000. The plans in place for Metallica that weren't needed (demos and F4J sigh). But most of all, a rape in the Stone Circle on Sunday night.

[giantkatestacks]

By the way if you click on the full PDF on the top right I think, then it is the right way round.

[TomfromStroud]

1,000 less cars than 2013

About 100 calls from the village with issues

There was a problem with high ammonia levels in water (due to pissing?) but no dead fish and levels dropped off pretty well

Everyone, especially GFL got big well dones for proffesionalism

Edited July 31, 2014 by TomfromStroud

[Staff_Sav]

By the way if you click on the full PDF on the top right I think, then it is the right way round.

YES!!!!! you just saved me from a lifetime of neck ache

[Ruwise]

But most of all, a rape in the Stone Circle on Sunday night.

I hate to read something like this as I always feel so safe at Glastonbury. Sad to think things like this still happen. Hope they were caught and face a long sentence!

[Starks]

What is with the "1 paraglider stopped before takeoff, has ?????? ticket"

Did he land at the festival like the guy 8 years ago or something?