waltere Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 If we're owning up to food quirks then I start bananas from what most people would consider the bottom (the stalkless end) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, pahqman said: On the subject of weird food ticks... I open crisp packets upside-down, mostly just to annoy people. Really drives some crazy. I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy. I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pahqman Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Gnomicide said: The effort, subtlety, and spot-on-ed-ness of this graph deserves more credit As an aside, Kit-Kats remind me of picnic tables. Edited January 21, 2020 by pahqman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Gnomicide said: Oh, FFS. Where's Mary Whitehouse, when you need her? Good old Mary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Gnomicide said: I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Gnomicide said: I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy. I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal. I immediately and urgently need to forget ever having read this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Gnomicide said: I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy. I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal. My favourite is twiglets dunked in beer. Or ginger biscuits in whiskey Must be 2 of you 5 a day right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaKate Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 8 hours ago, waltere said: If we're owning up to food quirks then I start bananas from what most people would consider the bottom (the stalkless end) That's actually the correct way to open a banana. It makes it so all the stringy bits stay on the peel and not the banana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwedgeAntilles Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, MetaKate said: That's actually the correct way to open a banana. It makes it so all the stringy bits stay on the peel and not the banana! Correct. They you have a kinda banana lolly using the the stalk as a handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morph100 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Saw a naked woman masturbating on the bandstand. a guy licking a toilet door a roller disco In full swing at 5am A Confession booth with vicar (bet he got told some stories) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superunknown Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 When I have a pot noodle I have rounds of bread with it and make pot noodle sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug85 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Bisque said: On a date in Pizza Express... Were you able to sweat though? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pahqman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Superunknown said: When I have a pot noodle I have rounds of bread with it and make pot noodle sandwiches Oh no.... this is going to spark the 'names for bread' debate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Oh, FFS. Where's Mary Whitehouse, when you need her? Good old Mary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary ........... My teenage memories of Mary Whitehouse was that she produced a very popular magazine 😉 being a scientist (ret) last night I tried to experiment and create a 4 finger kit kat by placing two 2 finger ones adjacent to each other in the microwave and give them a minute on full power Eureka! now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HattersBoy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 9 hours ago, pahqman said: On the subject of weird food ticks... I open crisp packets upside-down, mostly just to annoy people. Really drives some crazy. Why would you do that? What a waste of crisps having them all over the floor, no wonder it makes people crazy ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 After the success of creating a four finger kit kat my next project will be to create a mutant kit kat by bonding together one finger of each kit kat flavours, traditional, white chocolate, orange and plain choc. That actually might be a good seller. Who says retirement is boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 31 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! Doing this is weirder than just not snapping them into fingers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said: Doing this is weirder than just not snapping them into fingers. Alexander Fleming, Madame Curie, James Watt, all great inventors were ridiculed and called weird. I won’t be distracted from creating my mutant kit kat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UEF Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 The pizza/bandstand incident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubber Soldier Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: You must have choppers like Rob Beckett to do that in one go Mouth like a letterbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubber Soldier Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Gnomicide said: I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy. I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal. This relegates my Kit-Kat thing to the Vanarama National League IMO. Premier League weirdness here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGH Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said: My teenage memories of Mary Whitehouse was that she produced a very popular magazine 😉 being a scientist (ret) last night I tried to experiment and create a 4 finger kit kat by placing two 2 finger ones adjacent to each other in the microwave and give them a minute on full power Eureka! now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) 46 minutes ago, LGH said: One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat. See also espresso and mini pastries EDIT: should add the fun there is in pretending to be a giant eating tiny human food. The fact I do this at work is neither here nor there Edited January 22, 2020 by Quark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) 50 minutes ago, LGH said: One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat. You see? How can I be weird if Bill Bailey has a similar idea, except I’ve adopted a more scientific approach. Anyway, reading this thread anyone else think we are in desperate need of some confirmed names who is playing this year! Jesus, I was melting kit kats in the microwave😧 Edited January 22, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Did you know that if you put a Flake in the microwave it doesn't melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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