Sasperella Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 (edited) On 1/9/2020 at 1:45 PM, HattersBoy said: Just leave this I honestly didn't know this was a thing I had to think about. When I go home I'm going to have to actually check which way mine is... Are people silently judging my toilet roll without me knowing??? Edited January 10, 2020 by Sasperella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuie Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sasperella said: I honestly didn't know this was a thing I had to think about. When I go home I'm going to have them actually check which way mine is... Are people silently judging my toilet roll without me knowing??? I was called a lunatic yesterday on here yesterday... so yes, I think we might be being silently judged on this! Imagine furiously cleaning before guests arrive only for them to think you're a lunatic when they go to the bathroom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred quimby Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Sasperella said: Are people silently judging my toilet roll without me knowing??? I am afraid that is the case yes. In fact if you report back when you know the Forum can silently judge you. Edited January 10, 2020 by fred quimby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 20 minutes ago, Sasperella said: I honestly didn't know this was a thing I had to think about. When I go home I'm going to have to actually check which way mine is... Are people silently judging my toilet roll without me knowing??? It's efests. We're judging everything. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 23 minutes ago, fred quimby said: I am afraid that is the case yes. In fact if you report back when you know the Forum can silently judge you. On EFestivals it's more the indignity associated with someone potentially downvoting my toilet roll which would be the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Sasperella said: I honestly didn't know this was a thing I had to think about. When I go home I'm going to have to actually check which way mine is... Are people silently judging my toilet roll without me knowing??? If you're doing it wrong and civilised people have see it, then yes. The thing is, we know that there's a 90% chance that if you're hanging it up wrong, then it's because you don't give a shit (pun intended ). Which means you're a bad person and your friends can never quite see you the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Quark said: It's efests. We're judging everything. No we're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: No we're not. I'm judging you right now. Weighed, measured, and found wanting Mr Hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitehorses Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 (edited) Me and a mate watched Dizzee at West Holts a few years ago. The crowd was quite thick. Next to us was a group of girls partying away who stopped about half way through the gig to make a protective circle around one of their friends... Ah, she’s having a piss or doing drugs we thought. Next thing the air around us fills with the stench of shit. She’d been crapping in a plastic bag. we bounced Edited January 10, 2020 by whitehorses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitehorses Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Update. Might have been Ben Howard at Other Stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Quark said: It's efests. We're judging everything. Fortunately it was the "right" way round. More by luck than judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 What if you don't have a wall mounted toilet roll holder? We've got one of these, we call it Dumpo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gnomicide said: What if you don't have a wall mounted toilet roll holder? We've got one of these, we call it Dumpo. Does it unroll clockwise or anti clockwise? We need to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Does it unroll clockwise or anti clockwise? We need to know Whichever way the roll was put on.tales away the worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Just now, Gnomicide said: Whichever way the roll was put on.tales away the worry. I suppose, on the hole, it doesn’t matter 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said: Does it unroll clockwise or anti clockwise? We need to know Depends on the hemisphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarw Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 On 1/9/2020 at 9:28 PM, Ayrshire Chris said: Done that myself, good to see that these high standards exist in the Southern Hemisphere as well! I also remove the first sheet and dispose of it before selecting the ones to use. Of course once in the festival standards fall dramatically! So sheets 2,5,7&8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire Chris Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 29 minutes ago, tarw said: So sheets 2,5,7&8? Sometimes I feel really extravagant and just dispose of the first three or four sheets. This removes the danger of more than one sheet having been previously handled . Of course in the past due to paper shortage I have resorted to us the cardboard tube as I am sure many others have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Loving lots of clean sheets at the moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circus92 Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: Loving lots of clean sheets at the moment 😂 6 of them 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, circus92 said: 😂 6 of them 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerqueen Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 I know this is a weirdest thing at Glasto thread but can I digress a little and say that I have found it strange at our local little festival, Farmer Phil's, that there's usually a guy who attends who spends the whole festival, at the music stages included, with a live owl on his shoulder. Mind you, it is Shropshire.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Beerqueen said: that there's usually a guy who attends who spends the whole festival, at the music stages included, with a live owl on his shoulder. That bloke's a hoot. Kill me. Kill me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamber Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: That bloke's a hoot. Kill me. Kill me now. More of a "twit-twoo" than a hoot though, in'it? The Owls are not what they seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Pee Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Beerqueen said: I know this is a weirdest thing at Glasto thread but can I digress a little and say that I have found it strange at our local little festival, Farmer Phil's, that there's usually a guy who attends who spends the whole festival, at the music stages included, with a live owl on his shoulder. Mind you, it is Shropshire.... We go to Phil's every year. My better half wears extravagant fancy dress every day and I frequently dress as a badger, wolf or other hardy creature. It must be something in the Long Mynd atmosphere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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