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Weirdest thing you've seen at Glastonbury Festival?


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Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping stolen churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...not adding the photos in the news article I saw as mentioned to me ... what happens at Glastonbury stays at glastonbuy

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42 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...but here is one of her without the churros and dip ... just need to resize it :) 

Nah man, what happens in Glastonbury stays in Glastonbury. Don't post a picture of a stranger you have a funny story about.

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1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Nice one :)

There's some annoying breaches of privacy on that Twiiter thread.  "Oh look, a middle aged woman with no clothes on" being surreptitiously videoed.  Not cool.

True ... I actually didn’t take a photo myself but came across a news article later 

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On 4/1/2016 at 3:55 PM, shuttlep said:

anything i could find, its' amazing what you find in the stone circle at 8 am 

 

but I swear it was there. i can picture it now

Sounds like the greend fields / permaculter? Got shouted at once morning at silly oclock as we were all sitting in a garden in there mangled. The same guy who screamed at us then came and joined.

Also ended u in some sort of den / shlter thing near the stone circle and witch appeared and we all bolted. Saw it years later in daylight and it all came back.

 

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Some of the stuff on that twitter thread is 👍

Some of it is "I saw a naked person" or "I saw a woman breastfeeding" or "I saw someone really off their face", none of which are particularly surprising unless it's your first Glastonbury (or even your first festival that isn't Reading & Leeds...)

/edit - re-reading this, I sound like a right festival snob type, but I can't work out how to say it better, so I'll just leave it.

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21 minutes ago, Quark said:

I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop.  Of all the places to sit and have your tea...

On a food related note people who literally sit in the middle of what is clearly a path to eat?

Seriously man.

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1 minute ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

I hope you are no longer friends with them.

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2 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

The actual fuck?

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38 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

I just vomited a little. Disgusting behaviour. 

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1 hour ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

Good god, and I bet you they squeeze toothpaste like this

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and have their toilet roll like this

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