You know you've been at Glastonbury when...

[fatyeti24]

you think "yeah, human beings are pretty good actually"

sure, it'll be knocked out of me sooner or later, but for the moment not a chance!

[sunnyshoes]

You can't sleep because it's too quiet.

[JackyBoi]

Your cheerios just don't cut it as a breakfast, you need a growler!

[ICGenie]

When people say, "ooh, I saw so-and-so on telly" and you reply, "no, I didn't see them..."

[rischbrit]

You have counted it is 13 weeks to ticket day and 51 weeks to gates open!!!! (And you start to worry about getting tickets)

[scaryclaireyfairy]

40% of your tan comes off with a bath/shower combo.

You've washed your hair three times but can still detect the faint but indescribable odour of Worthy Farm.

The streets of the city you live in feel quiet, sedate and empty, and you can't get used to your tiny flat feeling so spacious and empty.

[JennieT]

You realise that living in tent city with loads of great neighbours is far more fun than a house in a street full of boring people!

[Ds84]

I too miss the distant *thumpthumpthump* as i'm drifting off to sleep.

[little_jim]

Your sat there thinking this time last week i was getting ready to set out and have the time of my life.!

[Amii]

You have a wristband tan line....

[dub-tech]

you sit on the sofa for 12 hours watching all the bands you saw and those you didn't

[Bluebeth]

You're really tired but you can get through with another drink/burrito/churro

[justperfect]

When you have friends saying.....im going next year.

[Somersetsun]

When you start looking at other festivals to go to in desperation because now what the hell am I going to look forward to?

[cokebabies92]

When you wake up from a 14 hour sleep, have a pint of water and then head back to bed for another 10 hour sleep.

[mkgirl1981]

When I come home with the top layer of skin from my face missing/shedding everywhere

[GlastoSammie]

When you reject the first toilet that you go into at the motorway services, and then realise that if it had been offered to you at Glastonbury you would have thrown yourself on the ground screaming with delight, and would probably taken up residence in it for the entire weekend....

[Bluebeth]

Definitely GlastoSammie, didn't do that this year but did last time. Ended up laughing all the way back to the car.

[little_jim]

When you reject the first toilet that you go into at the motorway services, and then realise that if it had been offered to you at Glastonbury you would have thrown yourself on the ground screaming with delight, and would probably taken up residence in it for the entire weekend....

[Phil-itfc]

You come home with a combination of trench foot, sunburn, a cold and unidentified bruises.

[Sketchead]

When I come home with the top layer of skin from my face missing/shedding everywhere

[little_jim]

You come home with a combination of trench foot, sunburn, a cold and unidentified bruises.

[**claire**]

Your left earlobe goes all crusty & peels off.

[Samhodson95]

You have a sun tan, obviously

[glaston-berry]

Food is disappointing (beans on toast?? Where's my halloumix??) but at least you eat at a normal time because it doesn't take 45 minutes to make a decision on what to have.