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funny valentines idea for us blokes

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you've all heard the story ...

well ive been married for 22 years and im the sort of bloke that hates feeling bits in the bed .

ie we are redecorating the house big time and i keep finding bits of paint ,plaster,ect drives me mad but the wife doesn't even notice .

SO that got me thinking after so many years married you sort of run out of ideas for the 14 th [ believe me you do ] so wot im going to do this year is im going to get a brick paint it green and shove it under the mattress when she gets up for a piss in the morning then when she gets back in to bed [ hopefully ] she go wot the f..k look under the mattress find a green brick and say wot the f..k is this AND .........................I CAN SAY WELL ONLY REAL PRINCESS CAN FEEL AND GREEN THINK UNDER THE MATTRESS SO THAT MAKES YOU A PRINCESS YEAAA...............thats me in good books and hopefully a shag ..

good ah :thumbsu:

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I CAN SAY WELL ONLY REAL PRINCESS CAN FEEL AND GREEN THINK UNDER THE MATTRESS SO THAT MAKES YOU A PRINCESS YEAAA

does that even make any sense?

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