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Still the best book available on punctuation - if you're fussed about getting it right.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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Sherry

Booth=Cherie Booth - aka Mrs Tony Blair. Convoluted link as an excuse to post this track. Saw the Jersey Boys musical recently. I don't normally do musicals but highly recommended.

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