emilychon Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Share a pick up line that you find funny. I just found this today: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 I never want anything to come between us....... except for latex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) I might not be the best looking man here but I am the only one talking to you. Edited July 31, 2012 by AcademicPistol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Stare at her boobs and go "mama" Is your Daddy a dealer because you're dope to me? If I flip a coin what's the chances I will get head? Do you want to see some magic? Lets go back to yours and tomorrow I will disapear. Screw me if I'm wrong but I think you want to sleep with me. Are you going to give me your number or do I have to follow you home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) Get your coat love....... i've got a knife..... Edited July 31, 2012 by AcademicPistol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted July 31, 2012 Report Share Posted July 31, 2012 Or finish your drink..... i've got a spud gun....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 Does this smell like chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyhack Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 My niece was clubbing in Cardiff when she met Gerrit, a South African rugby player who was celebrating with his team mates after playing their last match of a month long tour. Earlier Gerrit, whose first language was Africaans and who spoke little English, had met some other girls in a club and he asked them what was the polite way in English to introduce yourself to a woman you fancied. So they told him. When he met my niece he remembered the chat up line he'd been given and so went up to her, offered his hand and said very politely: "Would you like a bonk?" My niece was at first horrified and Gerrit was very embarrased but he managed to explain that he'd been told by the other girls that it was the right thing to say. It obviously worked. They went from the club for a meal, chatted all evening and the next day Gerrit flew back to South Africa. They kept in touch and a month later he flew back to Britain for her birthday. Love blossomed, they married and have been together for more than 10 years. So, if you want a proven chat up line try: "Would you like a bonk?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 *puts spud gun back in holster and applauds grumpyhacks tale* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Yes, nice tale grumpyhack. A friend of a friend actually used to go around to women in night clubs asking them if they wanted a shag. A lot of times he was told to go away (probably less politely though) but not all times. He had enough of a 'hit' ratio to make it worth his while getting the knock back most times. Mind you these were 'loved up' rave type places. Not sure how one would fair in a 'square'ish' type nightclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokeybumwanker Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Yes, nice tale grumpyhack. A friend of a friend actually used to go around to women in night clubs asking them if they wanted a shag. A lot of times he was told to go away (probably less politely though) but not all times. He had enough of a 'hit' ratio to make it worth his while getting the knock back most times. Mind you these were 'loved up' rave type places. Not sure how one would fair in a 'square'ish' type nightclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte1988 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Nice tale, Grumpyhack! Good job she gave him a second chance to make a first impression! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrisj Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Some good ones here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovehate Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 baby are you from tenesse, cuz you're the only ten i see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david2013ike Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted November 21, 2013 Report Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yes, nice tale grumpyhack.A friend of a friend actually used to go around to women in night clubs asking them if they wanted a shag. A lot of times he was told to go away (probably less politely though) but not all times. He had enough of a 'hit' ratio to make it worth his while getting the knock back most times. Mind you these were 'loved up' rave type places. Not sure how one would fair in a 'square'ish' type nightclub.there was someone I knew who did that in the mid-eighties - he did it with just about any woman he spoke to, no matter where they were.He wasn't the prettiest guy in the world, and I could never quite believe that he got laid more than he got slapped or punched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osama Jim Laden Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) 'Smile if you fancy me' Edited December 17, 2013 by Osama Jim Laden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bisque Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Do you fancy a man sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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