Temple of the Blessed Bono

[drewsstrat]

U2 can be saved. Make the pilgrimage to Shangri-la to prostrate yourself at the Alter of the Temple of the Blessed Bono. Cleanse your soul with the holy waters from Ireland’s shores. Proclaim your devotion via the means of Divine Imitation. They are coming. They will come again (2011). U2 can be saved.

No this isn't a wind up - it will really exist up at shangri-la

alongside these diamonds..

The Bodyshop

Once an advanced genetic and cybernetics upgrade clinic – just ignore the fact that the medical license expired over 32 years ago and trust in the fact that our technology still (seems) to work…

Raveoke

Pick your dance classic, wait for your number to come up and croon to your hearts content. Capturing all the elements of authentic 'back in the day' raving.

The Synthetic Gardens of Cybalon

Biomechanical Scarecrows welcome the visitor into an allotment crammed full of hybrid crops and sentient wild flowers. Left Luggage

Since the fall of society one bastion of civilization blindly stumbles onwards; Teleport Corp's- Lost Luggage Department. A lowly subdivision of the once booming global teleportation travel industry now floundering amid the chaos of the alleys.

Fish and Tits

Shangri-La’s hottest nightspot is back –More cocktails, more mermaids, more fish and now with an underwater garden – join us again for the ultimate in fishy fun, all night cabaret and the most exquisitely unusual dancing opportunities.

The Drum Machine

A new and improved Drum Machine returns this year with more musical features, improved technology and exciting interactive visuals which will make for a mind blowing audio-visual festival experience. Driven by rock-solid digital music technology and fueled by the users creativity, ‘The Machine’ creates a completely personal soundtrack to the festival.

Kamakazee Kareoke

Kamakazee kareokee bar present suicidal singing to save your souls. Have you a mortifying mumble or a superb soprano within you? We’re taking you through a playful night of Japanese style karaoke.

Rank Taxis

Why walk when you can ride?

Who Wants Watt?

'Twice the price, Twice as nice' - The finest purveyors of audiovisual equipment, available at truly ridiculous prices. While you are browsing the latest must-have 64" HD LCD for your tent, please beware of a couple of things. The sounds you hear may not be real. You may not end where you began. And, like mother warned you, please do not stare at those screens for too long.

Famous Last Words' by Greg McLaren

A gameshow that will change your life. Famous Last words explores the desire for success and the language of coercion. There are no performers, each player is responsible for the ascension of the other through the impossible seeming environments within the caravan.

The Gramophon Salon by Uneven Steven

The Gramophon Salon is a cute “kawai”, kitsch kiosk tiled entirely with 78rpm records. Adorned with a gorgeous selection of antique gramophones, spinning shellac 78rpm records playing jazz and popular tunes from the '20s thru to the '50s. Savour the wonderfully relaxed ambience, as Japanese girls in kimonos serve green tea in traditional Japanese teacups.

Bar of Ideas

The Bar of Ideas was created by those well known renaissance men, the Dowelling brothers. Built as the hub from which they explore the world, collect their knowledge, conduct their experiments and invite others to share their knowledge with them.

Droid Pawn Shop by Tax Deductible Theatre

Inhabited by the dregs of human and robot society – robot pimps, human scum, and dodgy droids in trench coats trying to flog watches and robotic limbs to innocent passers by. People can exchange their own goods for 'upgrades', starting a trading chain constantly added to by new customers. By the end of the festival people shall be trading in their iPods, shoes and girlfriends!

Microrave

Your planet is under threat! Hordes of mindless robots are on their way to stop the party and only you can save it. Armed with your Power Moves, you must enter the 8-Bit Pit and face the challenges of this live-action computer game in order to defend against the imminent assault MicroRave invites festival goers to play key roles in a computer game themed adventure. Prepare for robot combat!

The Grossery

The Grossery is Shangri la's local one stop shop. Every need is catered for. You want it. We got it. Don’t tell me you don’t want it. You do want it. Don’t ask what it is, just buy it. It’s for sale so it must be brilliant. No returns. Ever.

Nano Nu Nu

Radical micro-cinema for the raging activist spirit within you all.

[Wanderlei]

Nano Nu Nu

Radical micro-cinema for the raging activist spirit within you all.

[Thatmax]

The Drum Machine and Microrave sound really cool!

[Bort]

Ah, good ol Shangri-la. Things like this are why Glasto can't be beat.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

i have a mahoosive grin on my face after reading that.