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Here goes nothing...

Sex: Female

Preferred fun with Boys or Girls: Men

Age: 18. I'm probably the youngest one here :|

Ideal date at Glasto: Going on a big Glasto adventure. There's always something exciting to discoverrr :P

Looking for: I'm open minded. Whatever tickles my pickle at the time, I suppose.

Fave tipple: SoCo and lemonade, or a good cider. And my cider standards are high!

Fave style of music to boogy to: Literally anything. Though I'll definitely be skanking to Jakwob, wherever he happens to be gracing Glasto!

Other interests other than Glasto: Gigging, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, documentaries (both watching and making), annnd everything in between.

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Coke? Huh? WTF's happened to this thread? Isn't it supposed to be about singles? And dating? And badgers?

Tell you what though, I'm not entirely sure I understand women enough to even start dating again. Just having a cathartic sweep of my old emails and here's something I wrote last time this all kicked off. Nothing's any bloody clearer! Aaaaargh.

The Trouble With Women And Directions.

"Turn left", you told me, and I probably turned right.

"U-turn here!" So I went straight on at the lights.

At the roundabout, you wanted me to go all the way round.

But I likely swore, and yelled that the map was upside down.

"About ten miles ahead, there'll be a T-junction".

I didn't hear you clearly. I must have missed that instruction.

"We're coming up to dual carriageway now", you said.

But that one, too, just drifted right over my head.

One time you informed me, "there's a crossroads along here".

But all that did was confuse the crap out of me.

Soon after, you told me to watch my speed on this road.

It just sounded to me like you were speaking in code.

It's clear to me now that you were giving me directions.

To you and your heart. But I just couldn't follow them.

All I did was drive in circles, around and around.

(And I apologise for yelling that the map was upside down.)

But I'm listening now. I'm alert, lucid, and awake.

I know when to speed up. I know when to brake.

I know when to turn left. When to turn right.

And now I'm sure I could find my way to your heart blind. And at night.

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sex: male

Preferred fun with Boys or Girls: girls

Age: 21

Ideal date at Glastonbury: it'll be my first glasto so anywhere!

Looking for: fun fun fun

Fave tipple: guiness, morgan spiced + ginger ale

Fave style of music to boogy to: like all sorts but, dub, skinhead ska best to dance to

Other interests other than Glastonbury: music, bass playing, my degree

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Coke? Huh? WTF's happened to this thread? Isn't it supposed to be about singles? And dating? And badgers?

Fab poem :P

I think there maybe some flirting using coke as a front :P A bit unusual as a flirting sub text but wholly acceptable.

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