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She-Pees!


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Someone just reminded me about she-pees and I noticed this subject hasn't been raised for quite some time!

Were they successful? Are they still being used at Glastonbury?

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It must be getting close a she-pee thread!

My daughter used Travel Jons

however I will go one better than everybody this year!

Catheter! :P

Just stand there and let the bags take the strain!*

*disclaimer Strudders will not be letting anything take the strain as the location of the anchor point does not allow for several litres of burrow hill to dangle therefore the ground will be the best place.

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She Pees are absolutely fantastic. I use a plastic one, much better me thinks.

Also, I've seen some fantastic accidents when leaving the area, with girls quite

severely weeing themselves. It is just a matter of practice though.

No festy without a plastic willy for me.

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They are still there and they are great if you don't get stage fright!!!

There are one set of She Pe's either side of the Pyramid. They should really have more because they are great. I'm surprised they don't have any at the other end of the site.

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I have a plastic SheWee and it's fantastic, especially for those times when you can't face sitting down for a pee! It has a little tube that comes off it for better aiming, and a box to keep it in, which is handy. I don't like the paper cone ones, they're a bit of a liability, my mate peed down her jeans using one of those, I just got bladder shy lol!

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I have a plastic SheWee and it's fantastic, especially for those times when you can't face sitting down for a pee! It has a little tube that comes off it for better aiming, and a box to keep it in, which is handy. I don't like the paper cone ones, they're a bit of a liability, my mate peed down her jeans using one of those, I just got bladder shy lol!
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I love me shepee but when I am worse for wear and busting sometimes I can't manage the required coordination to use one.... this means pee down my leg.

I was bursting beyond the point of anything known to humankind last year and was ages away from a longdrop but was right next to the mens urinal area.....

I have no shame. I expect I will get some stick for admitting that I did that.

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Dont know why :P

Its not as if when you walk in to the mens we are all shouting and waving our bits around and comparing sizes? :P

Seeing that I currently have very unorthodox way if going to number 1's in public a lady present would and has never bothered me in mens urinals...

Unisex loo's I say... I mean its not as if we all dont know what everybody has....

anyway you can then join in the "push the fag butt along the trough with your stream" game... Oh wait perhaps we might get a little silly. :P:P

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I like the idea in principle but in practice I'm useless. Being a shortie (5'2) the 'tray' is a bit too high for me (I didn't realise there were blocks to stand on) so I'm standing on tiptoes - the initial peeing is ok due to the force of several pints of cider but it's at the end when the tube is pointed slightly back at me and I release the seal that the problem lies. Pee down leg.

:P

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I love me shepee but when I am worse for wear and busting sometimes I can't manage the required coordination to use one.... this means pee down my leg.

I was bursting beyond the point of anything known to humankind last year and was ages away from a longdrop but was right next to the mens urinal area.....

I have no shame. I expect I will get some stick for admitting that I did that.

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