Dis©oDan
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So frustrated not having a proper lappy or tablet to do bits and bobs on, lost every image I have ever taken thanks to someone not shutting down an external HD properly.... just pished off more than usual today.
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Fucking hate the flu, just arrisen after roughly thirty hours in bed. Still feel ever so rough, coughing up luminous stuff and feel like someone's cheese grated my throat. More lemsip and bed rest me thinks.
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Operation Banner was the operational name for the British Armed Forces' operation in Northern Ireland from August 1969 to July 2007. During the 38 year operation, 763 members of the British Armed Forces were killed and 6,100 wounded. Lest we forget. Copy and paste this into your status if you are a Northern Ireland Veteran..
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I will remember, our fallen.. Two of my closest. Graham "the lips" Saunders and Simon Hornby.. See you in the FRV!!! in the sky.. Stella as ever lads, it better be cold or we will hav words!.
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Paddy bought 2 horses & could never remember which one was which so he cut the tail off 1 & that worked great till the other horse got his tail caught in a bush & it looked exactly like the other. his pal suggested he notch the ear of 1 horse & that worked great till the other horse caught his ear on barbed wire. The pal then suggested Paddy measure the horses for height & he was delighted to find that the black one was 2 inches taller than the white one!
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Smokin joe frazier has sadly passed away aged 67. Doctors say his early death was due to his many epic battles in the ring. Good news for audley harrison, who is expected to live til hes 110.
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why is my VM playing up?... geyr than a gay thing thats just graduated from mincing school.
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Barman says to Paddy "Your glass is empty do you want another one?" Paddy says "Why the fuck would l want two empty glasses?"
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Mornin people, had a boss sleep, woke up to pain like someone has used a cheese grater on my throat and coughing up luminous green gunk!. Lovely!!!
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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible! The Briti...
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PROOF THAT MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS THAN WOMEN! Wife didnt come home one night. next morning she told her husband she slept at a friends house. husband calls her 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it. One night the husband didnt come home. next morning he says he slept over at a friends house. wife calls his 10 best friends. 8 confirm that he slept over and 2 said he was still there!!
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what the fuck am I doing up already, only finished work 4 hours ago and I have been to bed then ping!!!!!! Wide awake! Good morning world!
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HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME POUNDLAND, SENDING STAFF HOME FOR WEARING A POPPY!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MEN AND WOMEN OUT THERE AND THE MEN AND WOMEN LOST, YOU WOULDN'T BE SITTING IN YOUR POXY SHOP. BODYSHOP HAVE ALSO BANNED STAFF FROM WEARING POPPY'S,........SET THIS AS YOUR STATUS IF YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.....POPPYS ARE NOT SECTARIAN FLOWERS .....WEAR YOUR POPPY WITH PRIDE
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Just looked up the word "Munting" in the urban dictionary and threw up a little in my mouth!.
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St Peter said to God "Hey Boss,one of the hinges on the Pearly gates has broken off." ''Don't worry,'' says God, "Jim'll fix it!''
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Anyone struggling for a costume for Halloween just don a track suit a white wig and a big cigar and shout now then! Now then wooooooooooo. Hey presto the ghost of jimmy saville
