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ErnestWorthing

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  1. £3.50 for a pint of 6% mild (very highly rated) here, and the locals moan about that!
  2. It was well known on here, but down the front there were very few libertines fans so it made it a bit of a shit gig
  3. I understood that was covid related, so they might have changed their mind now?
  4. speaking of rage, they could step in last minute?
  5. They were never going to get Pilton cider to do it (although that would have been amazing)
  6. There's around 1500 performers I believe so yeah, loads.
  7. https://open.spotify.com/show/7aXwqjFrX9rfMoWGHCpO9t?si=fff5a0b70159403f
  8. Well that's exciting, love those guys
  9. Ronan Keating has a glaring Glastonbury hole in his tour schedule if that does anything for you?
  10. My wife works with Jonn, I'll see if I can get any insider information for you
  11. Six computers, one ipad and a phone. All flashing bright white. I am in a queue. I am well and truly in a queue. I am well and truly stuck, in a queue. Ten minutes pass. Nothing. Not a sniff. The same story for the other four people trying. Nothing at all. The phone rings. Not a number I've stored. Could it be someone from efests...? "Hello?" "er, Hi, is that Ernest Worthing? I've got through to the booking page". Shit shit shit shit shit, we could be on. Ok, calm, breathe. Mark, our helpful knight in shining armour is clicking. Clicking. I'm breathing. Trying to breathe. "Sorry, there's a problem, it's saying "unable to allocate tickets". " Shit shit shit shit shit, we're not on. Shit. Fuck. Sold out? None of the screens are saying so. Mark will call me back if he manages to get through. Flashing. Flashing. Bright white queue. I am stuck in a queue, well and truly stuck. Shit. The phone rings. It's Mark. "I'm in." Shit shit shit shit shit, this could be happening. "just need your credit card details". Any hesitation in giving my credit card details to a (former) stranger? Absolutely none of it. Details successfully handed over. "ah, it wants you to authorise it on your app." Oh, ok, that's fine, it's done that before, I'll just load up the app. I've been logged out of the app. There is a timer in play. Shit shit shit shit shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK. Ok, I'll just put my details in, quickly, and authorise it. Tick tock tick tock. I remember my password, my Mother's maiden name and inside leg measurement. Tick tock tick tock. Ok, I'm registered, now I just need to authorise it. Where's the authorise button? I can't find one. I can't find anything relating to one. Tick tock tick tock. Shit shit shit. Ok, I can just get to it from notifications, that'll do it. The notification has gone. Vanished. Shit shit shit shit shit. "Erm, can we try a different card please" "yes, but we need to be quick, the timer is ticking" tick tock tick tock. Shit shit shit. Fumble round and find my barclaycard. That'll do it, no fancy apps here, nothing to authorise, maybe a few digits from the password at worst, hope I can remember it. Hand over the digits... "erm, it says you need an app?" SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT. What the actual fuck? It's never said this before? I don't have an app. I've never had an app. It's never asked for an app before? WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME? "erm, maybe we could try the tesco card again now I've registered for that app?" tick tock tick tock fuck. "wait, it says it can text you a code, would that be ok?" There is a God and simple message service is his name. "yeah, that'll work". Waiting for the text message to arrive. Tick tock tick tock. Come on you numbery bastard, arrive.. "ok, I've got it". "we're in." I'd like to say I was jubilant, excited, thrilled. All I felt was sheer pure relief. Never again. I'm never going through that again. It's taking years off my life, too much, it's all just too much. See you in October.
  12. Jenny Lewis would make me very happy indeed (unlikely but technically possible)
  13. Looks like my one man boycott has kicked them into action, they are begrudgingly leaving, so I will begrudgingly buy a tent from them!
  14. Are the fresh and blacks exclusive to decathlon? Not keen on funding them at the moment, might leave it a while and see if they do the right thing or not.
  15. can we petition the Victoria to open up early for us? 🙂
  16. The wellington is a must visit, tilt is very good, loki wine if you like wine or Digbeth if you fancy more of a scruffy student night (scruffy murphy's is good fun)
  17. Australia starts to 20th of July not June (I made that mistake too!)
  18. yeah yeah yeahs playing London and Manchester in June
  19. Did they have prior knowledge that the stuff was in there? Do they go around randomly slashing sleeping bags on the off chance? How did they not wake up with someone in their tent, with a knife, cutting through their sleeping bag? So many questions!
  20. MTS and doja are abysmal. Only two acts on the poster I wouldn't go see if you paid me. beabadoobee and khruangbin are great though.
  21. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/17714139/sir-paul-mccartney-headline-glastonbury-festival/ Noel Gallagher and Haim moved up to TBC?
  22. Bright eyes will be in the middle of their US tour
  23. ErnestWorthing

    RATM

    Tell me you've never listened to a rage album without telling me you've never listened to a rage album
  24. Apologies if it's already been mentioned but Bryan Adams is doing Eden Sessions on 29th of June
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