[Electronica/Dance]

2 hours ago, nikkic said:

Silver Hayes now is waaaaaay better than the old dance village. 

 

Stop ruining my joke with facts

[Electronica/Dance]

10 hours ago, nikkic said:

I see your Cube Henge and raise you The G Stage.

The sound system on that little stage was ace! 

 

Everything was better back in the day lol

[Electronica/Dance]

 

Talking of The Orb I remember this I am certain I saw someone sitting in one of the speakers 🙂

[West Holts 2024]

On 2/24/2024 at 8:41 PM, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

Not only young people, but middle-aged dads. Was sat at CarHenge last year on my tod having brunch and eavesdropped on a trio of 45 year olds talking problems with their life (lots of stress with kids, wives, investments etc etc), all openly doing coke with their morning cuppas. 

To be fair I did give you a couple of lines lol

[2024 Headliners]

12 hours ago, Superscally said:

I've blocked you. You're not getting your f**king lawnmower back.

I thought you said he could borrow it but not take it out of your garden?

[2024 Headliners]

13 hours ago, Neil said:

including the dead one? won't he smell a bit...? 😛 

He could crowd surf

[Lakefest 2024 thoughts?]

1 hour ago, bexj said:

Farmer Phils capacity approx 2000
Krakenhaus capacity approx 250

Lakefest.... approx 15000

Okay I am in for Krakenhaus do I need to bring 250 dogs?

[Lakefest 2024 thoughts?]

Total non-starter as it clashes with Farmer Phil's Festival lol

Interestingly you can take dogs to Farmer Phil's as well.

[Bearded Theory 2024]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

Taking a big plate?

Alan?

[Jibbing?]

1 minute ago, tarw said:

I do miss the chatting and smoking around the fire but given the choice now I will get spangled and dance my tits off somewhere 

Swings and roundabouts 🙂

[Glamping...how many]

7 minutes ago, Skip997 said:

@Superscally is getting a bit of a battering here.

No more Scally bashing, in fact I remember something similar happening before this years festival, all a bit Craig David 🙂

I am still waiting for more answers to the original question as that was interesting.

[Avril Lavigne]

You are making this so complicated 

[Worthyview / sticklinch 2023]

I have stayed in Worthy View every year since it started (2013) apart from this year when I defected to Love Fields.

Worthy View for a "glamping" option does not have enough toilets and big queues develop at prime poo times 09.30 - 10.30am you can wait over 30 minutes, maybe okay for most.  However without going into detail I have  a condition where when I need number 2 I often have under 5 minutes before we hit code brown, so every year I have stayed at Worth View on at least one morning I have had to poo in my tent not pleasant obviously.

To be fair it was fine the first year of Worthy View but there were much less tents back then, once the Glasto Bells (A 4 metre fake Bell Tent which was initially sold as 5 meters) then it was squeaky bum time for me.

Loads of toilets in Love Fields never saw a queue once, I am talking about the two sets of composting toilets on the edge of the field a read somewhere on here that there were sometimes queues for the Love Filed porcelain beauties especially the mens as there were fewer cubicles for men, but I never used these as the composting toilets were so close to my tent .

[Overheard at Glastonbury 2023]

During Joey Bada$$ at West Holts when he had been trying to get couples to kiss for about 5 minutes:

"I know it's a dairy farm, but he is milking it now"

[Best glamping for next year. Advice needed please.]

On 7/1/2023 at 12:07 PM, angelin said:

How much did you pay for all of that and I wonder if anyone would help to Put it up with us?

We will help you put your tent(s) up we were at Love Fields this year and we be there next year ticket permitting.

We have a 5m Bell Tent that was in C1 a 6x 6 metre pitch and the guide ropes do technically go out of the pitch, loads of people were way way more outside and nobody seemed to mind.  Next year we are having a 8x6 metre pitch so we can use the Emperor Bell Tent instead.

[Men what are we wearing?]

12 hours ago, Serenefishy said:

I'm bringing a skirt or two. I kind of like wearing them but don't have the bottle to do it in the real world. It's my festival treat.

What colour and length we don't want to turn up in the same one it will be embarrassing. 

[1 major change]

1 minute ago, Skip997 said:

I remember a few years back wondering along the railway track in the early hours and watching a stream of people walking towards me, my exact thought was "the walking dead". I made a quick escape into Maceos and all was good with the world again.

I have warned you before about that brown acid

PS

Have you got any left?

[Your Glastonbury Breakfast - Official Thread 2023]

1 hour ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

A few Years ago it was a can of cider and some speed, but those days are gone.

Now it's a fresh orange and a crepe of some description. Then a can of cider.. 

You've changed

[The Unofficial eFests Meet-up]

On 6/7/2023 at 8:59 PM, emilya1993 said:

im sure you will recognise some posters ... its quite interesting to see if people fit how you expect them to be .... answer is they dont much 🙂 

Yeah you will never guess what I look like....  wait in minute

[Best vegan food at Glastonbury]

10 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

Goan fish curry stall (with the fresh green chili sauce)

This 100 times over awesome grub best on site

* Not sure it is 100% vegan mind you

[Sunday Sub]

5 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Can't be worse than Noel Gallagher and I weathered that last year to blag prime real estate for Beatle Paul.

Good point 🙂

[Sunday Sub]

3 minutes ago, MrSpaM said:

Planning on watching Becky Hill and then just plonking myself down at the pyramid somewhere afterwards

This was exactly what I was going to do 

[Sunday Sub]

2 minutes ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

Admittedly, I only watched snippets from start to finish, not the whole thing, but there were times I couldn't tell if he was singing or it was just the backing track. I mean, I'd consider myself to have a pretty eclectic music taste, but I'd file Lil Nas X alongside Bad Bunny in the "Not for me" category 😆 

I had the first five minutes on I thought it was a joke and I am fairly certain he was a bit pitchy I would have to re-listen to be sure, something I don't really want to do.

Before I listened I intended to be there to get a good spot, really don't think I could do it now.

[Sunday Sub]

2 hours ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

I don't know if I could watch more than ten minutes of Lil Nas X after checking out his show. It's like 50% playback, 30% twerking 20% costume changes.

This has worried me can it be that bad, I guess I will check the video later, either way prob committed to get a good spot for Reg

[Disposable vapes ban]

Never rolled one in my life, in fact someone tried to teach me recently when I was shroomed up, I mean someone tried to teach my friend recently when they were shroomed-up, to be fair I (they)  did a better job than the teacher, however said teacher was were really really shroomed-up.

I think my cover is blown