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brighteyes

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  1. Saw 'Monsters' on TV the other night, very much enjoyed it. One of those films where nothing much happens, like Lost In Translation, but somehow it's still totally absorbing. Great soundtrack too.

  2. I am familiar with it, I'm ashamed to say my inlaws think its hilarious, although they did have the common decency to admit the boxing day special was shite - and oh - how shit it was.

    it seems to consist almost entirely of attempts to make the words "shoite" and "feck"/"fick" appear funny - entirely on their own. its like someone took a recipe for "the perfect sitcom" and ended up baking a huge steaming turd because they forgot to add "funny" prior to putting it in the oven.

    Yes. Exactly. It's horrific. The sheer popularity of the show actually makes me wish the world would end.

  3. Has anyone ever seen Mrs Brown's Boys? A colleague recommended it to me so I checked it out. There's not a minute goes by that I don't think about how bad it is. It's becoming an obsession - I just can't understand how it's so popular! Number one best-seller currently on Amazon > TV Comedies.

    I feel like I'm going mad, but it must just be everyone else that is mad. Check out the Christmas Special on Boxing Day and let me know what you think... or check out some clips on Youtube. It's so shite, it makes me want to go on a killing spree.

  4. My housemate has just got this new boyfriend, who I'd previously thought was gay - well they're not properly going out I don't think but they fuck all the fucking time, he's definitely not gay. Anyway, I heard sex noises a minute ago and planned on going downstairs to the living room to escape them, but then I realised the sex noises were actually coming from the living room. She's well aware that both her housemates are in the house.

    I don't really have a point here, just wanted to tell someone about this danger-sex. I actually think it's kind of out of order, the guy is really hairy and now when I sit on the sofa in future I'm not going to know whether his hairy ass sweat and ball juice is still on there.

    As far as I know she has never had a boyfriend/fuck buddy, so I sort of wonder if she's aware that having sex in the living room whilst your housemates are in at 8pm on a Sunday night is generally frowned upon.

  5. Pers0nally i think a more important issue in today's society, is going to a stripclub when you have a girlfriend - shpuld you feel guilty for havng a £20 private dance? ON the one hand, it feels innocent, but then I suppose she is rubbing her gash in your face. Does anyone know what the etiquete is here? Also I saw our office babe out, and resolved to hit on her next time I had a chance in real life. So ima gonna have a w*nk in work bye x

  6. Sad but not unexpected. Presumably, then, they put themselves as headliners on the last night because they couldn't afford another headline act...

    To be honest, my friends and I didn't much enjoy the festival this year. We were robbed on several occasions from our tents (the worst being £100 nicked from my mate's wallet as he slept), and generally we were surrounded by arrogant 16-18 year olds who I'd more expect to see at Reading. I guess the cheap ticket deals led to a scummy crowd.

    The line-up was pretty toilet, too. Disappointing lack of variety and honestly, Dreaming Spires are the most boring band ever to close a festival main stage.

    I won't be going back but I do hope they keep the festival going. I didn't really see the need for expanding, they're obviously clever enough to see the market is overcrowded so I'm not sure how on earth they thought it'd be a good idea, particularly with such a weak line-up.

  7. I met an almost perfect girl last night. She's tall, gorgeous, intelligent, funny, similar interests to me and easy to talk to but she's a lesbian, I was talking to her for hours before she told me. I'm gonna watch Chasing Amy now for ideas on how to convert her.

    Got her number? You could send her a picture of your dong?

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