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CaledonianGonzo

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  1. CaledonianGonzo

    2019 Improvements

    The Sandalism people should build a giant sand model of Mr Noseybonk.
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    2019 Improvements

    Dunno when it changed, but I'm pretty sure that it used to be a spiegeltent: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiegeltent Now its a more standard festival tent, though it's still got seating in it. Came in handy in 2016.
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    2019 Headliners

    It's better than Ziggy Stardust too.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Didn't folk originally expect Van to appear in the slot that eventually went to Burt? Either way, more bookings like this please. Dunno if I've ever been more in harmony with the ley lines than when they started up This Guy's In Love With You.
  5. Shout out to Adele for fucking wellying it to kingdom come.
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    2019 Headliners

    owned
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    TRNSMT Festival 2018

    Brian May is definitely a good advert for badger bothering and astrophysics. My dude was fucking nailing it the entire way through.
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    2019 Headliners

    If the survival of rock music as a live proposition at Glastonbury is dependent on The Strokes snoozing their way through Is That It? then it's absolutely fucked.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Particularly in this iteration from King herself:
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Islands In The Stream Quadruple Klaxon!
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    TRNSMT Festival 2018

    I'd just been thinking that Play The Game was a low key banger and then they only went and played it about third song in. Fuck me.
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    TRNSMT Festival 2018

    Sounded amazing in the pit.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Footage of Arctic Monkeys playing: black & white, looks a bit post war, grim, everyone's on rations Footage of Neil Diamond doing Sweet Caroline at the G: an explosion of Technicolor joy that you wish would never end. Psychedelia. All you need is love. Glastonbury legend slots should be on the Unesco Masterpieces of the Oral and Intangible Heritage of Humanity list.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    I heard that when Neil Diamond played Sweet Caroline you were down the front actually dressed as a drunk auntie.
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    It would be sad if...

    There's a festival within the next 365 days, so you're bang within your rights.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    I'd also make a start on your costume.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Someone in the other thread was going to build one to ride around on. You could coordinate beforehand, meet in the pit and split the costs. And maybe even find someone to take away the heartache.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Back when I was dancing to Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey I certainly never foresaw them sinking as low as The Beat Goes On.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Ah here. Both are a hoot. Fuck all chance of Dead Ringer making an appearance, though, I wouldnt have thought.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    You'll be close enough to that guy off of The Killers to give him a wedgie.
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    2019 Headliners

    Then why do they send in their performances via email?
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    All I Wanna Do is a GOAT banger, but she still feels a bit too contemporary / "serious" an artist.
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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Doesn't even include Wasn't Born To Follow!
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    2019 Headliners

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    'Female, not British' artist for Sunday legend slot

    Or Kylie will come on with Carole King to do The Loco-Motion.
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