Flaminglippy
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Status Updates posted by Flaminglippy
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I made a porn video with my girlfriend who is 6 feet tall and has profound hearing loss. It's my first movie in high deaf
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Found out today how much 'fish stew' (which I'm planning on cooking tomorrow tonight) sounds like 'fist you' when said in a loud Brummy accent in a quiet office...
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Was prevented from going on Mastermind for 4 reasons 1) I didn't go to Uni...2) I'm a thick twat 3) I don't wear glasses and 4) I've had sex with something that isn't a sock or a glass full of liver
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Thinks they should remake 'Friends With Benefits' in Liverpool but change the title to 'Friends On Benefits'
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Has got more money than sense...which, if the authorities knew how skint I am, would probably lead to me being sectioned...
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knows 'penalise' isn't a rude word...even though it definitely, definitely should be...