Flaminglippy
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''I fully intended to go home straight after work. Ended up going for an accidental quick pint. Was walking past a pub 2 hours ago and heard the Smiths. Decided to walk back and have a quick pint. Then he played Stone Roses, Stevie Wonder, and Arctics...after that the whole night is a blur...but not Blur...yet" And that your Honour, is my defence!
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'Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind, and if its all we only come this way but once, what a perfect waste of time'.
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'Conspiracy Road Trip' on BBC3 is quite entertaining...if it had been on Channel 5 it would have no doubt gone under the more accurate title 'Angry Virgins With Bad Facial Hair Believe The Funniest Things'.
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'Dappy's name comes from combining his two nicknames from school...'Dick' and 'Crappy'...
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'Darren Fletcher To Take Extended Break From Football'...is he joining Villa on loan for the rest of the season??
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'FA Could Finger Suarez Within Next 24 Hours'...bit harsh, a fine or ban would suffice surely...
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'I like a hairy jellybean'...not the kind of admission you expect to hear from the host of Bargain Hunt on a Sunday afternoon.
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'I need to keep her under a short leash'...The Apprentice contestant's attempts to re-write the entire English language continues...
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'It doesn't matter what it looks like, I'm sure it'll taste OK'...was not the response I was expecting after slaving in the kitchen for an hour
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'London Midland'...thats the starting and end point their manager would travel if I had the chance to kick him up the arse right now. Incompetent fuck-sucker.