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Based on your same subjective opinion, the resale should last several hours -days, even - and everyone will get a ticket if they want one! If that happens, you could call Emily a liar I guess.

Yeah, he’s never gonna say ‘well, it was a bit sh*t this year but we keep rolling’ I can’t recall any actual lying!

after we’ve successfully guessed a Glastonbury themed Catchphrase?

Don't know how I missed this at the time but it's actually brilliant and I choked on my coffee at '5 f**king times now'

basically calling her a liar! Maybe they’ll realise they were being dicks after they fail in the 5 minute resale!

But the farmer who owns your car park field is very happy and won’t make any noise complaints! Thank you from all of us! 😀

I just thought exactly the same when I read it! I’d defo stick it on my ‘gram! 😂

Testing!

I don’t think they would risk seeing how that plays out further down the line to be honest.

😂😂 who do you think is the same with a different name here?

I think it’s safe to say that dynamic ticket pricing is not relevant to Glasto ticket sales.

Sorry to say I think the vast majority of people would just agree to meet their mates in the festival after they’ve finished faffing about getting the shuttle bus in!

No one will swap that way round I’m afraid. But… you have a good chance in resale if you keep checking! I got one for friends last year very late. Just checked and it was on 16th May 😀

If there’s any way you can I’d recommend arriving on Tuesday. There’s a great atmosphere up there on Tuesday night, you’ll be ready to go on Wednesday and I’d say there’s a good chance arriving on weds will mean an extra 20 mins walking each way to and from the gate each time.

I meant April fools jokes in general. To be honest, I missed that you claim to have created the most groan worthy Glastonbury joke ever heard.

ah that's good... they are a load of old rubbish.

Please remind me! I know I knew this before 😂

Yes, perfectly legal.

Couldn’t agree with this more! I’m usually gate C which is fully mental all festival and it’s so much more enjoyable than a quiet spot.

Scary spice on Jonathan Ross explaining how they’re not doing Glastonbury while simultaneously stoking the rumour that they might do Glastonbury! Probably definitely not happening this year but it is their 30th anniversary!

Check with your people what’s acceptable - one time when I couldn’t use my driving licence, I used an expired passport because Oxfam accept them if the photo is still like you.

I don’t think that’s always a bad thing - for example, Elton left half the site empty last year.

Ah I see… makes sense. Thanks

Blimey I didn’t see the previous poll of 47%! 42% is still good for this stage of the game.

I actually think it’s alright for a first drop too. The top line isn’t for me but I don’t expect it to be to my taste every year. As usual, I’m more intrigued to see what’s coming than disappointed by the first poster. The first poster rarely represents my Glasto experience. Patiently awaiting Silver Hayes, Arcadia, Block 9 and The Glade please. I expect clashes all over the place and not enough hours in the day, just like every other year.