CauliflowerEar

Mark E.G knows how to whip the crowd into a frenzy

Do you often try and initiate conversations with children on the internet mate? As obviously that's rather frowned upon 🤨

Well thats to be expected when most of the ticket holders are middle class 'bucket list' types who wouldn't be going anywhere near Glastonbury if it wasnt for the BBC relentlessly broadcasting and hyping it for many years now.

Oh Jesus wept, look at the state of this lot 😆 My advice to the OP Would be to just get a spot with the easiest charity, then pretty much as soon as you are on site just bin them right off and enjoy the festival. They always make really scary threats that they will look for and find you 🤣, but its all nonsense- just go and get involved in the festival like you would if you had a real ticket. Trust me, you'll laugh long and hard during the festival when you pass some of the muppets that you recognise from the 'briefing', who are now stood by a fucking fence for the next 8 hours having to direct people off their tits to the nearest bank of portaloos. 👌

Then the parents should learn how to tell their little darling 'no'.

Theyll want to hope that all their crew come back having been worked very hard this year in the roasting sunshine, only to sell a stake of the festival to Live Nation etc. Shambala is alrite at night, but really cringey in the day time- basically loads of liberal do gooder familes thinking how awfully wonderful it is to be a such an 'alternative festie'. It is piss easy to break into though, which is obviously a big advantage although you cant go into the woods without a wristband. Just wait until night-time when they clear away the gash roller disco and turn the tent into a bit of a rave den and it gets decent.

I think its kind of good to have a bit of a tear up at a festival, and im glad to hear it still goes on at Reading and Leeds. If i was being charged £6.50 for a can of Carlsberg, i would be pretty pissed off too. I remember once at Global Gathering i got caught up in a massive rumble between a large group of lads and some security guards who seriously underestimated the situation and got their heads kicked in. I cannot lie, it was quite exhilarating to witness, especially as most security guards back then in the mid noughties were nasty bastards.

Most people at Glastonbury these days wouldn't even know the difference between the three, let alone appreciate it. Far more interested in getting an Instagram picture whilst seeing crap like Kylie Minogue with cider in hand and wellies on feet. Ill be glad tomorrow and Monday at Notting Hill Carnival since these types of people are absolutely shit scared of going anywhere near it.

If i paid close to £6 for a can of Red Stripe and it was anything other than ice cold i would kick up a big fuss. Its great however to read that bar staff were giving away loads of booze to people at the bars as a result of their treatment by Freemans. I used to do this a lot when i worked for Peppermint, even though compared to Freeman's you were treated like a God.

Thats the sort of object that would be a laugh to try and roll down a hill and see the carnage it hopefully causes.

Wow man, what are you thinking in terms of broadband provider? I'm quite intrigued.

Even though i shouldn't, being a Londoner, im actually a big fan of Scousers. Could happily chill with a bunch of them all day. Its more the middle class melts from the shires who think are rebelling against their privileged upbringing by buying tickets to Glastonbury each year to watch bands like Coldplay who are utter shite, which get on my goat.

WOW What a wild story! I always knew the real demented debauchery took place at a fabulously quirky and downright side splitting session of 'laughing yoga'. Next year, remind me to hang around the healing fields on a Sunday afternoon to really have my eyes opened.

Sorry mate, i didnt listen to 'Blink 182' when i was younger. Kids who did generally got terrorised. I assume you were one of them.

As i made quite clear in a previous post, i sell gas around the stone circle in the mornings - please do keep up. The music is well and truly finished by the time i stumble up there. Nice attempt at a dig though, old buddy 😉