I think that makes 44, or 45 if you count Gove.
Boris must be really struggling to fill all the posts, although they don’t have to be MPs, he could give out a few titles and have them sit in the lords.
Boris trying to make a list of people who he can offer government jobs to.
- Katie Hopkins, oh wait is she too right wing, nah.
- oh in that case Richard Littlejohn
- Piers Morgan
- That bloke that we gave health contracts to, who runs the pub near Matt Hancocks house.
- Oh wait a minute, Matt Hancock, don’t even need to give him a title
- That bloke who lets me wear a Hi-viz coat and drive his tractors and diggers
- that Russian bloke I met at the bunga bunga party in Italy, after all I gave one to his son.
- Oh forgot about Carrie, not the first time I tried to get her a job, but wait who can look after the kids.
- Chris Pincher, maybe a bit too soon
- Michael Gove, maybe a bit too soon
- Dominic Cummings, but he doesn’t seem to talk to me anymore, even after I supported him over that eyesight test thing.