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the pyramid hat is yellow now and not green like before. Thats progress right?

Coz there’s a long drop in front of me and I need to urinate

Tried and tested, I like to pop it down on the floor and accidentally kick it over when you’ve forgotten it’s there 10 seconds later.

Ah it is though isn’t it? It’s about exciting the audience in front of you despite how genius you might think you are

The stewards on the fire towers all over the campsites are changed every hour on the hour. Ceremoniously stand up and salute the changing of the steward as it happens and then finish your drink, will keep you nicely buzzing along all day.

Someone has to be the first with a wristband on

John Hopkins - 80 Jorja Smith - 70 Interpol - 75 Cat Power - 70 Michael Kiwanuka - 70 Chemical Brothers - 140 Wu-Tang - 60 Hot Chip - 105 Kate Tempest - 95 The Cure - 110 Vampire Weekend - 40 Kylie - 110 Christine & The Queens - 70  Janelle Monae -150 The Streets - 70  Friendly Fires -  10 (-20) Little Simz - 50

Well there's certainly plenty of stimulation, hope he loves it

Each to their own of course but i do fail to see what children under 1 will gain from it; although no harm done im sure

I've heard it's where they keep fatboy slim between sets

Don't get this myself, but then again i'd be saying otherwise if England were playing

siiiiiiick, problem solved.

Will the lockups store trolleys? Wouldn't mind getting it out the way, taking up tent space or out to be nicked

Headlining is about exciting a crowd and not album sales.

5 years is a fad, can't see almost anyone listening to any of those albums in 5 years time or 10, 20