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So Gove has had a glow up into an anti-lockdown hawk and his other lockdown lover buddy Hancock isn’t in the cabinet any more. Just need Nadine Dorries to shut up and we have the dream cabinet of hawks.

Now get rid of the face nappies

Long covid, or as I call it, the latest self-diagnosed bollocks outbreak mainly suffered by whoever fancies some time off work.

Thank god. Asymptomatic testing is an addictive drug.

So either Djokovic has faked a positive PCR in order to try and circumvent Australia’s vaccine requirement (only to later find out that the Aussies don’t accept natural immunity) or he genuinely had covid and failed to self-isolate and attended a children’s event. What a tosser.

Fake SAGE say don’t socialise with teachers

There is no chance that the restriction skeptic Tory backbenchers would allow Gove to make the ballot. It’ll be Sunak and Truss, both of whom are even more hawkish than Johnson.

Why not? This is due to happen in the spring I believe. Already has in South Africa

Get the popcorn ready for some twitter meltdowns by those absolute scum. My money is on Kit Yates to absolutely lose his head.

Eh yes there are. You have to wear a face covering in shops and public transport. Covid passes are needed for nightclubs, gigs, sports fixtures etc Working from home guidance is in place. All of this is in addition to one of the fastest booster vaccine rollouts in the world, the rollout of covid antivirals to older and more vulnerable adults, freely available lateral flow testing and clear guidance to take a test before meeting people indoors, and strict 10 day isolation for unvaccinated contacts of positive cases and unvaccinated people entering the country. The idea that the government is doing nothing is a made up soundbite.

For a bit of balance, there are are plenty of fake SAGE men that are c**ts and twats as well. Gabriel Scally. Yaneer Bar-Yam. Kit Yates. Arthur Chu. Eric Feigl-Ding.

No, in the same way that it’s also not suicide if you die from it due to having a shitty immune system

Let’s make this very clear, spreading a virus to someone who then dies from it is not “killing” them.

Feeling a bit more grim this evening but still nothing to suggest that covid is any worse than a bog-standard respiratory virus. What an absolute overreaction by some in the scientific community the last two years have been. In the last week alone I’ve seen some rent-a-gob suggest that testing positive for HIV is preferable to testing positive for covid, and another predict that the pandemic will lead to the average age of an Alzheimer’s diagnosis falling from 85 to 60 as “long covid” will lead to dementia.

That has to be a piss take account. I have covid right now and it’s a glorified cold tbh.

Tested positive on LFT on Boxing Day and PCR the following day. Can confirm omicron is not that bad. Not pleasant by any means but definitely not worth missing out on your life over. Go out and enjoy yourselves 😀

I hate Roberts so much, utterly awful rent-a-gob. Scally is just as bad too. Deepti I'm convinced is self-parody at this point.

Which member of fake SAGE said that? The problem with fake SAGE types is that they’re stuck in the dark ages of March 2020 when people actually thought covid-19 was a serious illness regardless of who caught it. It’s been abundantly clear for a very long time that it’s little more than a cold to the vast majority of carriers, including children.

I don't have beef with palliative care in general. I have beef with Rachel Clarke specifically. In other news, cases have fallen by 5k in England again today compared with last Saturday. Fake SAGE crying through their face nappies.

She has moved away from front line work to campaign (and sell masks) full time. That's even worse than moving away from the front line to work in palliative care, tbh.

Yet another Doctor that is more concerned with silly pet projects than actually saving lives. What a disgrace!

It’s basically what @DeanoLsaid. Not “fury” per se but a fatalism whereby when cases rise fake SAGE will accept the rise at face value, start calling for a lockdown, scaremongering about long covid etc, but when they fall they’ll start looking for errors in the data and refuse to believe that they’ve genuinely fallen.

Cases about to shoot up in mainland Europe proving that face nappies are completely useless

Fake SAGE blaming the case fall on less positive LFT cases going for a PCR to confirm. Imagine being this furious that cases have fallen. Imagine that.

There are two organisations with the initials IS. One is a dangerous mob aiming to overthrow our government and change our daily lives. The other is Islamic State.