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Ayrshire Chris

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  1. 8 hours ago, Crazyfool01 said:

    Lovely sunshine on the farm today paths look to be drying up nicely  .... no activity around the pyramid sadly .... they must be doing prep for today's coach sale 

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    There’s a big tent appeared on the hill near worthyview, don’t know if it’s festival related. I recollect it’s been there before. 
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  2. 2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

     

    I thought that it might be an unwise thing to do. Then again he's an absolute monster for drugs, so looking after himself isn't exactly a priority.

     

    I have another mate who can do Glastonbury without having a sh*t, or taking Imodium. He has his last dump in a motorway service station (he can time such things) on the way down to the festival (from Birmingham) and then releases the 'Mother Load' in another service station on the way back to Birmingham. 

    Well that’s me avoiding the M5 services and waiting until I reach the M6 before risking a dump. 

  3. 7 minutes ago, philipsteak said:

     

    And I dread to think of the state of the first toilet he encounters on Monday after he's used it.

    The danger is he gets faecal impaction, and I don’t mean the Michael Douglas film. Basically overdosing Imodium can cause serious health issues, if the longdrops give you the fear then a little drop of Vicks on the nose  helps overcome the smell.

  4. Follow the advice given to soldiers, when you’ve a chance  to go then make use of the facilities. I’ve learned from experience to use the longdrops whenever passing them when moving around the site. Don’t want to end up squirming like Iggy Pop when I’m trying to hold in a bursting piss. 

  5. 48 minutes ago, Nuthugger said:

    fingers crossed its not true. 

    Last year the  stage had moved to the rear of the Avalon area, away from near the slope up to  the railway path. No cafe just a tented stage. Just wasn’t the same relaxed vibe about it. 

  6. In all seriousness never attempt to avoid drinking fluids so you don’t need to piss. Dehydration can be very serious especially in the heat and when you’re dancing. I know someone who ended up very ill  doing that a festival.

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  7. 44 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

    Maybe we should just put our tents inside the Avalon tent?  

    Mrs C was just saying that, loads to see and she’s a big Frank Turner fan. I envisage I might have some delicate negotiations to do when the final stage line ups are announced. Clashes, even three way ones, as usual are inevitable.  Great seeing the posters drop just as the weather seems to be picking up😊😉

  8. 5 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

     

    Same.  I think it's pretty varied and strong TBF.  BC Camplight, Frank T, Bar Stewards, Haircut 100, Magic Numbers, Go! Team & Skindred for me.  7 acts I want to see on 1 stage is a decent haul.

    Yes, it’s all now down to clashes, as usual! 

  9. Happy with that. Frank Turner, Reckon the Bar Stewards will take the Hobo slot, Lulu, Lucy Spraggan, Kate Nash, Haircut 100.  Can’t see Robert Fripp playing any king crimson prog unfortunately😊, Toyah will make sure of that.
    no Beans on Toast so he must be elsewhere., 

  10. 17 minutes ago, Scrump said:

    I was at front for the jack white gig on the park stage in 2022. This dude rocks up half an hour before and starts chatting to the nice couple next to me about how he's here on a volunteering ticket but only bothered with one shift before deciding to jack it in. He then fills two empty pint cups with urine and places them on the other side do the barrier for someone else to deal with..  stays for 15 mins of the set and then leaves.

     

    My only regret in 41 years on this planet is that I stopped myself from pouring his own p*ss over him.

    That’s disgusting behaviour, though two pint  pots in one go is quite impressive 😉

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