Copperface

He's squarely behind Truss...unsurprisingly.

Freeports won't happen. If they were such a fantastic thing we wouldn't have given up the ones we used to have. They only get mentioned as one of the fantasy benefits because there are no actual benefits.

All sorts of (subsequently substantiated - see Pincher) stuff in here from about six or seven years ago.

She was shagging Kwasi Kwarteng. who was also involved with Amber Rudd. Not weird relationships at all.

It's a fucking freak show isn't it? Just waiting for the bearded lady (non trans) and the midget clown.

She was born in Wimbledon, so maybe your point is a bit self defeating.

Getting very Trumpian vibes. Bear in mind Wyatt is BloJos ex so might have some insight. Might explain why Andrea Jenkyns was shouting 'He who laughs last, laughs longest' while flipping the crowd the bird the other day.

I'm still sticking with my February assessment of the neo-Atlanticist Penny Mordaunt.

Can we move on to moaning about the next prick that assumes office now?

BREAKINGJohnson to resign today Boris Johnson will resign as prime minister today, the BBC has been told. `

And he's gone

He mentioned John, he mentioned George, he went on about Duff (?) and some others that confused me, he even mentioned Jimi Hendrix giving a vibrator some welly (O.O) but unless I missed it, did he ever mention Ringo by name? If not, why not - does he have a beef with him? Or did he mention him?

Think you misunderstood this one.......

Think they might be organising the blue rinses and red faced barrel chested football lads to march on the HoC and forcibly resist what they perceive as a 'meeja' coup and a stolen mandate. Want to see some #BackBoris loon/bot wearing goat horns and carrying a didgeridoo trying to break into Portcullis House.

She's brought the cyanide tabs, and is busy piling the sandbags outside the inner office. Proper Downfall vibes emanating from SW1.

Ironic that sexting Tory MP Stephen Crabb is questioning sexual predator supporter Boris Johnson. https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/tory-mp-stephen-crabb-forced-to-apologise-for-sexting-19-year-old-7035587/

Getting skewered on the Lebedev association, but didn't get an admission about the unescorted Perugia trip to the bungabunga party.

Gove leading a delegation to go and gently speak to Johnson. Quietly wielding the stiletto.

Mordaunt's position during PMQs is telling. As far away from the front benches as possible is symbolic and that area of the benches has long been associated with MPs distancing themselves from the Government. Conversely she has not resigned as a minister of state and still a part of this cabal so she is clearly keeping her head down ready to emerge when she judges the time is right. Had considered her some time ago and still think that the base love her but are some of the anti woke lot are put off by her views on trans issues.

The Tithe Stage has a nice local connection to the Tithe Barn which ME has a great interest in and is literally a couple of hundred metres from the current JP location.

Just a little relevant to the general overcrowding perceptions, I was camped in a staff campsite with my 350 volunteers and 135 contracted paid staff. Next to my group of tents was a group of 35 paid employees (all from Liverpool) on zero hours contracts. They created a bit of havoc in the campsite, did about four shifts from the Saturday onwards, then all did a runner into the festival on the Wednesday, leaving tents full of shite and what looked like a landfill site behind. That left the contracted supervisors and remaining employees a major headache in covering all their posts for the remainder of the festival. Ironically, although they lost their £400 deposits, they would still have to be paid by the company for their completed shifts so basically covering their deposit. Bizarre. We had not a single runner. Not sure how others did.

White tents are the John Peel crew bar and restaurant. Very nice too. Best we went in.

Dave, Eminem, 50 cent and Stormzy apparently guesting. Stormzy backstage now.

Morrisons. All plastic screwtop bottles. I've got a few. https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/morrisons-dark-rum-294927011 https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/morrisons-napoleon-brandy-oak-barrel-aged-3-years-119534011 https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/morrisons-white-rum-294926011

Officially listed simply as free service - no fare. Nothing's checked either way so you'll be fine.