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Restrict them to wolves size or smaller. Ban advertising. Lino rich tea is forever his name.

2014 what a brilliant weekend that was

I'm on the no flag side but also big hats can get in the sea too. Saw some crazy fool with a sodding great pyramid on his head!

Sorry to hear. Had this at a festival (sonosphere) and there's almost sod all you can do except move. There's no reasoning with over excited teenage lads. Our average is about 1 in 15 too. (After we moved, some crusty old bikers took our place - they didn't reason with the lads - the lads grew up fast)

Saw them first at download a few years ago. Their marketing have their heads on - what with star wars jedi survivor, on metallica's the blacklist, good merch etc. Saw them at download earlier in the month. Brilliant band and seriously good musicians.

Not to be Mr safety here, but the reason they don't want you sleeping in the carpark is fire - like they had at boomtown. Risk is minimal though.

Also, when paying say you're using barclaycard, get the discount then pay with whatever you have - works better on a phone app.

Pay the small performers that make the festival what it is. "exposure" ain't payment - it's exploitation.

This. It's already happening with sell out gigs, people buy extra, sell at profit for a free gig themselves.

On his Facebook:

Yep, they don't count people they just look at the jam at the back and close the doors, not reopening them either. They need to connect the people at the exits on the side who can see huge spaces to the doors at the back.

Lower Mead, commit yourself to earplugs and sleep to the beat hotel. Awful location, not sure why we always camp there. No one should, it's terrible. Noise, no loos, miles from anywhere, no water. Nightmare. This post was brought to you by campers of Lower mead who want to keep people away!

Stadiums are a nightmare, every time I say this is the last time I go to see a band in an echo chamber with bellends. Then another big tour rocks up for me to spend money on the worst way to watch a band. I are a clown

That's not a disaster...

Key difference to Reading/Download - you're camping inside the arena - so you can take all your booze/food with you. Makes a huge difference. It'll be way older than Reading and about the same as Download in terms of age groups. Personally, I find the Download crowd friendlier than Glastonbury - but only just. You will be having a laugh with total strangers. Drownload v. wet Glastonburied - about the same. Camping - unless you're unlucky, it's way quieter than Reading and about the same as Download. The site is effing huge - use Weds/Thurs to enjoy it since you'll be band chasing the other days. My favourite days are Weds/Thurs. Missed out on tix this year, so hand them over you newbie!!!

Here's a way better solution. Everyone is given 500 frozen peas, you have to throw them through a spinning bicycle wheel powered by chris hoy, if one gets through, you're have to pick up 80 random numbers and letters from a bucket arrange them into 6 rows, then throw 20 more peas through a slower wheel powered by your gran. If you get through, you pick one of 4 doors, get the right one and the tickets are yours. Oh, wait, this is the current system.

The how do I buy bit on this covers it https://supportcentre.seetickets.com/?website=glastonbury Systems change, in the old days back was better.

you are #1,939,731 in the queue and the little blue dude walking across the screen dies

This is also relevant if you get through to payment and the payment page keeps failing - once it's dead, it's dead - no point in re-trying payment. At that point you're pretty much stuffed for the rest of the 10 minutes. Been unlucky twice at this point. Key thing is if one of you is through, the rest don't give up on getting you in. Also as people have said, there will be a load of people unlucky, stuck in the 10minutes of hell that has locked them out - that's your 10 minutes to get in after the thing has sold out.

ahem, to the feuerzone with you. I would really like to enjoy coldplay, I've tried, but for me it's the lyrics tinged with a bit of trying too hard. Not my thing, but I'll not waste my hate on them.

It is an absolute fucking hell and with a conviction rate next to zero. He wasn't wrong, that's the nightmare.

Just watched it and the thin veneer of civilisation proven correct. Some of the comments on here are lovely and hopeful, but beware of the thickness of that veneer, it's way thinner than we can imagine. It's wrong to blame individual groups/demographics etc - it's everyone.

Walking Boots 80 Fresh and Black tent 90 Power Bank 70 Camp Shower 40 Kettle/ stove 40 Lenor Bottle 65 Torch 70 Wet Wipes 0 -10 Flannel 40 She Wee 40 Hat/Hats 75 Camping Chair 55 Pillow 70 Airbed 70 Flannels are us

Back in late 70s/early 80s, radio 1 djs would tour around and we used to have a local barn dance with one every year. I remember one of the girls "shagged" the dj, she was 16 at best. At the time we thought it was wrong. It has always been wrong, this "oh, it used to be accepted" is bollocks. It is and always has been wrong. They knew it and the only difference now is that they can't so easily get away with it. In a position of power sexually assaulting someone way younger than you. Bollocks to that. JP and all the others need to be called out.

What fabulous logic, I'm laughing just thinking about why it was so important for you to be tall in order to shit behind you. I'm getting a t-shirt with too short to shit behind.