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    Advice needed: Wedding invite for the 28th June 2019

    I missed Carly Rae Jepsen playing in Manchester to go to a friend's wedding a few years ago, still stings to this day. I swore never again so I've devised a game plan of not missing Glastonbury for a wedding. The way I see it, I think I have 7 friends in this world who's wedding I'd miss Glastonbury for. Two of them are Glastonbury buds and would never dream of booking their weddings that weekend. One is already married. One of them is with a Yorkshireman so presuming she marries him he'll never agree to get married in expensive June, good sort he is. One of them seems unlikely to ever get married. One of them is a teacher so will want to get married across the summer holidays (although that gives me grave concerns about missing Green Man, and I did have a dream last night where I caved his head in with a jar of Branston pickle, that sounds like something I'd do to somebody who tried to stand between me and Green Man). The final one is a wild card, but I'm hoping I can have a quiet word in his ear when the time comes. Also I got 3 siblings, one is a Glastonbury regular so isn't going to wilfully miss it (also, disastrous taste in men, god help us all if she ever marries one). Another's long-term boyfriend is a Glastonbury regular, so he's keeping me safe there. And the last one is the type to go down the registry office wearing jeans and a hoodie on a Tuesday afternoon and get married without even telling anybody then going to Weatherspoons. These are the thingsI think about you see. I gotta know what's around the corner, standing in my way. I did turn down a wedding RSVP once because I thought it was Glastonbury weekend, then after the fact I was told it was the weekend before. My mistake. I didn't even want to go that much anyway, weird Christian types. No, OP, I'm sorry I have no advice to help you out.
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    Top 10 bands/ acts you'd love to see in 2019 - not headliners

    Confidence Man Charli XCX Robyn Cardi B SZA Kaytranada Sufjan Stevens SOPHIE Erykah Badu Fever Ray Far out, I had no idea this guy was a musician, he writes good comics
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    2019 Headliners

    Oh give over you daft beggar
  4. GETOFFAMYLAWN

    2018 New Music

    YAAASSSSSS
  5. GETOFFAMYLAWN

    2019 Headliners

    Smoke it, the only way.
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    2019 Headliners

    "What a tale that was. Now to rack up a nice line of Colombian marching powder... Ow! Fuck! That's the wrong Colombian powder!"
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    2019 Predictions

    Cat Power putting new shit out there, I'd love to see her headline next year. I know she's got a rep for being unreliable live and having breakdowns on stage, but she seems way beyond that these days and was wonderful when I saw her touring Sun.
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    How does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotsman...
  9. GETOFFAMYLAWN

    The Cure

    Seen them twice so I know they're going to bring it, but at the same time I'm not going to miss Gerry Cinnamon for them.
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    2019 Headliners

    When I saw them last the average age of the crowd was summat like... idk, old
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    2019 Headliners

    He only drinks Strongbow Dark Fruit
  12. GETOFFAMYLAWN

    Kanye west confirmed

    He'll fuck it up
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    Who's watching what on tv

    I reckon I'm about 5 eps into Luke Cage series 2, first series was my favourite Marvel TV thing, this one really isn't anything like as good, but still enjoyable.
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    2018 New Music

    Nah, it's fine
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    Tour Announcements & Upcoming Gigs

    Anybody else finding that reg plate hysterically funny?
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