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Yeah and she can play the not-biggest stage there. What's stupid about that? Billie Eilish did it ok while being similarly massive. Obviously there were some sad circumstances that facilitated that move to the Other Stage but I don't think they'd have put her on the Pyramid if planning from scratch. If anything the trajectory move is to do the Other and then headline the Pyramid a couple of years later.

Fatboy Slim is a completely different convo though. It was a thing for the anniversary. Plus he does actually do arenas when he's not pissing about at The Blues Stage and would be much better known at Glastonbury. Why? Her tour seems to be routed through smaller venues than she usually could do. Seems weird for them to then say "ok now put her on the biggest stage in the world". There are plenty of female pop acts on the bill that they will have to spread around, rather than concentrating them mainly on the Pyramid as you're predicting. Look at it like Sigrid's slot from 2019. Or Lorde in 2017 who I was told would cause major catastrophe on the Other Stage for being too big a draw and then apparently no fucker seemed to go.

Resale coming up. Talking of Rodders, I don't think she'll do the Pyramid. They'll underplay her on the Other I reckon.

Bicep aren't headlining the Other ffs. Absolute glue-chugging chat.

Maybe. Seems way high though now. I just assume there'll be at least one addition subbing a stage. And it's usually Courteeners lmao

You must decide, You must decide, Even though it isn't real You must deciiiiiiiiiide

here are the top ends of each stage that I've got down: Pyramid Stage Billie Eilish, Wolf Alice, Doja Cat Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher, Haim Kendrick Lamar, Elbow, Lorde Other Stage Foals, (someone not on the poster - Courteeners? idk) Megan Thee Stallion, Glass Animals Pet Shop Boys, Years & Years West Holts Little Simz, Leon Bridges Bicep, TLC Herbie Hancock, Bonobo John Peel Stage Four Tet, Phoebe Bridgers Charli XCX, Fontaines D.C. Primal Scream, Burna Boy Park Stage St. Vincent, Roisin Murphy Sleaford Mods, The Avalanches Caribou, Big Thief

I have a feeling Tones won’t walk on the stage and say something like “what the fuck are you doing here? I would be at Earth Wind and Fire if I were you”.

Held back? Or not booked one yet? In 2016 we know that Tame Impala were a late replacement for D’Abgelo. That’s the only recent precedent. There is nothing verifiable about 2020’s Sunday sub to use as information.

Dab Monkey Yeah I can’t imagine what a crowd for a 2019 one-hit wonder would be like at the festival with the greatest selection on Earth. I might go along to document it.

Why?

That’s why I thought Wake Me Up

My thingy is ruined now. Well done.

You’re really gonna Adebayor celebrate that one all the time now? Didn’t even say they ‘won’t play Glastonbury’, just doubted the absolutes you were speaking in on Doja and Meg only. Delighted to be wrong on those. It’s not a shoddy option. Elbow are still a pretty big name, to the point that if they hadn’t confirmed they were playing Friday in 2020 we would have accepted them as Swift’s sub and moved on. I think they’d probably find that an easier booking than having Lorde fall up the lineup. And, considering their slot was never announced in 2020, the crowd will be none the wiser.

Yeah but there was Lana Del Rey back then. No Lana this year. So... unsub from the subs or get dabbed down by this dub.

Do you think Tones and I will be there?

There's no missing sub There's just a missing dub for me when I'm right and Elbow are on before Kendrick

Tones and I will be the most desperate to come back and she has been stricken from the lineup permanently so no I don't think so.

So, from @Andeeroo on another thread, @gooner1990 on this thread and other comments, this is something. Not sure where the coin lands between whether they're the 6 second sting before the videos or the full advert thing but let's just roll with it... 1997 - Teenage Fanclub - Kickabout 1998 - Blur - Song 2 1999 - The Wiseguys - Ooh La La 2000 - Basement Jaxx - Red Alert 2002 - The Hives - Hate to Say I Told You So 2003 - ? 2004 - Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out 2005 - Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict a Riot 2007 - Just Jack - Starz in Their Eyes 💀 💀 💀 2008 - The Fratellis - Mistress Mabel2009 - Kasabian - Fire2010 - Muse - Uprising2011 - Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know2013 - Foals - My Number2014 - Kasabian - Eez-eh2015 - Florence - What Kind of Man & The Vaccines - 20/202016 - Coldplay - Adventure of a Lifetime2017 - Lorde - Green Light 2019 - The Killers - When You Were Young

Burna Boy was down to play 2020 in the John Peel. Wasn't headlining as we know Charles was headlining the evening he'd self-confirmed for, IIRC. I don't know if he's glown up so heavily over lockdown that he'd now be in contention for WH or JP headline slots. I'm expecting Ghetts for Silver Hayes.

Backseat Freestyle

Is there a thingy for this?

Wasn't this 2019's?

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