[The last day of this childs life.]

i just looked at that and laughed

that's fantastic

[Hello mr Thief Part II]

i'm gonna ask the neighbours to keep an eye (and ear out). plus i'm gonna hide my guitar and X360. I mean, my doors are all lockable, but who know's what they might try eh? informing the police will most likely boost the cost of insurance unfortunately, assuming this particular group have been targeting houses in the area, the police may already be aware and keeping an eye on it.

[ack]

what's a yurt?

[Essex.]

i dont remember essex looking like that

[It's That Time Again]

i havent had a leeds dream this year yet i dont think, theyre usually really obscure when i do though.

[Hello, can I speak to an idiot please.]

SMS are amazingly good at pissing people off, some of my blog entries illustrate my frustrations as a result of their incompetence

[God I'm Bored]

ive been trying to revise for a resit on wednesday, pity the lecturer sets his exam on something you cant find anything on google about (Engineering Control and Instrumentation). Now, I'd say thats pretty boring

[God I'm Bored]

i read it, does that make me even more boring than you?

(i just learnt rudolph the red nose reindeer on guitar , i found the cillit bang and sheilas wheels tabs while looking for it)

[I like cooking i do]

i wud well freak out if i woke ona flattened one just the thought of it eurgghh makes my skin crawl

worst time was when one crawled on me while I was having sex

[Hello mister SixthZuton]

Why didn't you say hello then you antisocial bastard?

I did wonder if you were working but couldn't see you, plus I was in a rush.

The mighty Salisbury City of course, complete with badge (or crab )

you'd passed me before I noticed who'd just passed me, I was on aisle 1, must've been in that much of a rush

[I like cooking i do]

Yeah man, spiders are creepy, I had one pretty close to the keyhole of my door yesterday, and I didn't wanna lock the door in case it crawled on me, I mean it was huge and scary. I found one that I must've been asleep on in my bed the other day as it was completely flattened

[Hello mister unwanted bowel movement]

im sure they were well glad they said yes, the green apple splatters, was it high on the nasalometer

not particularly, but was high on the volume, nobody else was in the room thankfully

[Being happy...]

That second one's perfect!

I've put some feelers out, will see what I can come up with. 5 hours on the National Express I must be mental....

what?

go michael jackson touch those kiddies!

i don't get it

[Avatar explained]

I always knew it wasnt a crab, and its better than that bald ian holloway bloke

[I vant to be aloooooone]

aww boony you have the opposite problem to me. I long for company so much, nobody lives in this house but me over the summer and it gets so lonely, hope you find a money tree seed lying around somewhere.

[free tickets]

should just say yes neil, and print off something that they might quite easily mistake for a ticket, oh the mirth!

[Welcome to my blog]

you know i'll always love you kilgore