Yoghurt on a Stick

Not directly related, but I have a friend who takes Imodium just before and during the festival, so that he doesn't have to go for a crap. Probably not the wisest thing to do health wise.

Similar thing here, for less money. Not sure if the quality varies between the two; https://www.theworkplacedepot.co.uk/garden-trolley-cart?gad_source=1#vat&gclid=CjwKCAjw5v2wBhBrEiwAXDDoJYYE_hubDFNtwqphJ8-rWj7VSXRd_ZMh7pbPcUDM7Fye0ogtiJig-hoCM7oQAvD_BwE

Dear Roy, I've got this black plastic disk with a hole in the middle. Is this a record?

Have an empty one of these in a backpack (add a funnel too if you are a woman*) Fill it up with piss where you are standing (covering your parts with a spare jumper or some such), return it to your backpack, and empty in a long drop at a later date. * A funnel may not be necessary. I know this because my wife can piss into a milk bottle with no spillage.

This is not a recommendation, as I have no idea of the quality of the product. However, it 'may' do the job; https://www.temu.com/uk/outdoor-folding-bed-cushioned-folding-bed-for-office-nap-camping-beach-g-601099538357269.html?_oak_mp_inf=EJW41aOm1ogBGiBhNWM3MDUyZDY4Y2E0ODE4OWJlNzExZGFjYzJhYWZmZCDI5rK97jE%3D&top_gallery_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2FFancyalgo%2FVirtualModelMatting%2Fa42d55121ca9d5616879bff97bc4c12a.jpg&spec_gallery_id=4079821276&refer_page_sn=10009&refer_source=0&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=Njk2OQ&_oak_gallery_order=226934793%2C518446275%2C1328931498%2C1537097613%2C2048879146&search_key=folding bed&refer_page_el_sn=200049&refer_page_name=search_result&refer_page_id=10009_1713283823008_nh90gma06p&_x_sessn_id=jfjc28hrlp

That was nice of him to help take your mind off things at that moment in time.

This might be useful for somebody living in or near the Cradley Heath area of the West Midlands https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1774222353062986

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That is indeed an excellent name for a Geordie act.

Could it be that people are putting their wins on social media to monetise their win by getting 'hits? I don't know much about this area (which probably shows) but know from the media that 'influencers' get their money this way. It'd be easy to slightly re-glue a wrapper and then start filming yourself re-opening the chocolate bar.

@ChemicalBrother - Just wishing you luck with this, your valiant campaign. 🙂

You could build a tall top hat out of them. Contact Crazyfool01 (The Master) for guidance on how to construct.

I do too (via Loquax). The most expensive prize I won was a high end hand made garden table which sat 10 people and was about £3.5K to buy retail. I received the table when me and my wife were right skint. I sold it within the week on ebay for £650. It less than I had hoped (I was asking £850 for it) to get, but it sure did come in handy at the time. I also entered a PG tips competition while drunk one evening. They had asked what the taste of PG Tips invoked for you. I had thought of putting in a proper entry and saying something like it tasted of nectar. However, a bit of naughtiness crept into me and what I actually wrote down was the word 'vomit'. The main prize was for a car, and the 2nd prize was a years supply of PG Tips. They gave me 2nd prize for my entry - which meant that they wanted me to vomit every day for a year. i guess they had the last laugh on that one. Mind you, I did give the years supply of vouchers to one of my brothers and a mate who were sharing a house and were also very skint at that time. Not only that, but the both of them were heavy tea drinkers - so it all panned out well in the end.

Yes, it's all very odd. You'd have thought that they would have just used the same successful format as last year - if it isn't broken, don't fix it, kind of thing. Maybe there was a cost element to making that still be a thing, and one which some budget holder had kittens thinking about.

I haven't read the whole of this thread but somewhere got the impression that last year they gave confirmation, but that doesn't seem to be the case this year. That's a sh*t show, that is. Don't they 'know'!?

I fear that the book wouldn't actually be that small at all.

Bravo - a spectacular result.

Here's another fabulous piece of work;

Could you gaffer tape the pole vertically to the backpack ( if you were to do it horizontally you could end up on manslaughter charges)?

I once woke up to find myself lying on double yellow lines in a lorry loading bay. Not a very comfortable. However, I was lucky that it was a Sunday morning and there were no deliveries.

I'd have gone for the sucking the moisture up while sleeping approach. I don't mean with my mouth, in some deviant like manner. I mean by osmosis through the skin. That's what I'd say to myself to justify doing nothing about it before jumping into the scratcher.

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. Mary Browne

I've just spotted the date. I now know it's current.

I've just stumbled across this https://www.timeout.com/london/things-to-do/win-a-pair-of-tickets-to-glastonbury-festival?package_page=48309 Not sure if its been mentioned before, or not. In fact, I'm not even sure if it's current. I popped my details in anyway.