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Oh, just remembered - I would have upvoted, but have ran out of them. That's mighty fine information.

Thanks for the clarification. I'm 'put out' that I haven't won a couple of tickets for some efesters. I may have to resort to buying some of this cheese Now I know what to do, if that becomes a thing.

I've just walked down to the bottom of my garden (and back) in my slippers, and also in heavy rain. Taking one for the team.

Lucky you - that's a piece of Glastonbury heritage, that is.

I don't even know what they look like, but want one so bad it hurts. I've looked up bobble headed turtles and loads of images come up. I haven't scrutinised them. In fact, I clicked out of images, as I didn't want to see upstart pretenders to the throne. @Bike_Like_A_Mum - Is there any chance of a photo of your bobble headed turtle? And 'no' you dirty minded people, that's not a euphemism!"

Oh, and it says all winners have been contacted.

Just got an email from the crowdfunder. I didn't win.

No worries - i thought that may be the case. Art / crafts can be therapy for a lot of ailments.

I'm glad that I have mates whose humour lies elsewhere.

Apart from the lack of a ticket, that sounds like a very pleasant afternoon. I love doing art and crafty things. Here's a piece that was recently rejected by an art gallery for submission (as all of my work is. lol); Joke alert! A young artist exhibits his work for the first time, and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work"? Yes," says the artist. "It's worthless," says the critic. The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway." It'd be ace to see what you came up with today, but will appreciate it if it has to be kept under wraps.

Quite.

Unfortunately I have ran out of upvotes. Otherwise I'd give you one.

I went into B & Q today, and some bloke in a black and orange apron asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I'm pretty handy, and got the first punch in straight away, and that was that. Other people may not have been as fortunate, and actually got assaulted in a situation like that. Take care out there! He says, leaving a trail of destruction behind him, wherever he strides! It's an old joke, but it has made me happy today, at this moment in time.

Only scum leave bottles like that around.

It's been wall to wall sunshine here yesterday and today. I'd say the sun's been practicing for Glastonbury.

I've made a note of his name and will investigate further at a later date. I can't do so now as I'm unable to.

I'm tempted to say 'Both'. However, if push comes to shove, I'll take the little turtle with a bobble head.

Want one.

I have ran out of upvotes. That was fabulous.

I hate it when that happens!

f**k!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately I have ran out of upvotes. I have a friend who has almost a wardrobe full of faux fur coats. Then again, he is gay and as camp as Christmas. Not that I think that faux fur coats are / should be exclusive to gay people. I used to dress up in dresses as an early teen, so know what I'm talking about! * * I actually don't, right now.

You can get bigger than that; A little impractical for walking around with, but possibly ideal if you are going to stay at the front of the Pyramid all day, drinking your way through sets.

Shafted in Shaftesbury, one could say.