The Joke Thread in Jokes & other stupid stuff Posted August 24, 2011 · Report reply A bloke goes to buy a dog. When he gets there the dog says, 'alright mate'. Bloke says, 'F**kin 'ell, i've seen it all now'! The dog says, 'Yep, i've won Crufts 5 times, been on tv, starred in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq, and run 9 marathons for charity'. So the bloke says to the owner, 'Why you sellin him'? Owner says, 'Cos he's a lying C**t!