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  1. A bloke goes to buy a dog.

    When he gets there the dog says, 'alright mate'.

    Bloke says, 'F**kin 'ell, i've seen it all now'!

    The dog says, 'Yep, i've won Crufts 5 times,

    been on tv, starred in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq,

    and run 9 marathons for charity'.

    So the bloke says to the owner, 'Why you sellin him'?

    Owner says, 'Cos he's a lying C**t!

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