Rufus Gwertigan

This young Lady has a sense of humour. I have no idea why she is on eFests

Out of a survey it was found that 9 out of 10 cat owners were insane, but that 9 out of 10 eFesters find Langdale Wolf amusng. I represent that 1 in 10, in my view that he needs to stop pulling his tidger off to Doctor Who. I's not big and it's not clever

Saw you watching me, so thought I would say Hi.

Hi

You had five stars so I took one away from you 'cause I'm a c**t

I have a feeling that this year there is a high likelyhood of a slim possibilty of actually meeting up

Way hey. I am off tomorrow :)

*waves manically*

Hello!!!!!!!

This man goes all the way on a first date

Just thought I would pop in. I'm from Hessle and my ex was Bransholme. We lived on Greatfield, Preston Road, North Hull and Gypsyville. We even managed a year in Beverley.

take care bud x

I have just been reading through your posts....You my friend are a star

Are we ever going to meet up, or is this some sort of doomed realtionsjhip when the proganists never meet, a sort of Anti-Love Story. Actually that sounds cool. So I'll start then.....I hate you

I don't really

Just thought I would drop in and say Hi....

Hi...

Why are there not Cats In Hats?? I am saddened

Just thought I would say Hi....

Hi.

Why aren't you on my friend list??

Just thought I would drop in and say Hi.....

Hi

I noticed you where looking at my profile, so I just thought I would pop into yours and ask "What??". "Do you want a photograph??"

I thought your interests said "Seriuos about Scotsmen"...that would be a little gay..

This man is old, and knackered. Please avoid.

Dear Sir,

I have known this young man for nearly 15 years. In all that time I have found him to be tiresome and dull. However, I would not hestitate to recommend him for the job of cleaning up the cuckoo shit in your Cuckoo Clock factory.

regards.

Why do you hate me so much??

You know samrt and good looking. That would normally get a thumbs up from me, but sorry babes you have terrible taste in music. Go and stand in the corner..

I can honestly say that I have met this person in real life, and she is indeed real.

I miss you man. The way a cow misses its gut flora. Without I just don't shit properly

In our survey 9 out of 10 cat owners said their cats prefered to use Horsebox rather than a litter tray.

In our survey 9 out of 10 people thought Horsebox was a w*nker.

The remaining 1 person thought he was a scruffy dog.

Sorry sweety. I have an STD. Not from me so it's you poppet.

Don't forget the Ajax....

On personality alone this is a 100% Hottie.

Mind you I thought the Elephant Man was quiet handsome....