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Well you could keep a lenor bottle by the side of your bed. Or wake up needing a pee but wait till the last moment and then rush to get dressed, with wellies and run to your bathroom. Buy some expensive food and pop it in a small cardboard container and believe it's a proper meal. Leave some cans out to warm up then drink them at 11 in the morning. Find a set you want to see on TV then get some mates around to take a load of coke and talk all the way through it Neck some laxatives then go somewhere crowded and try and get to a toilet. Arrange to be somewhere great, but actually be somewhere not so good and remember the good thing nearly when finishes. Get a branch from nearby tree and whittle a spoon. Buy old forks then spend an hour fashioning them into a mobile. Get friends to link hands and keep walking past you whilst some stand on your feet. Pop to the park and mutter w*nkers under your breath to anyone on a blanket. Get a friend to dress in a leotard and recite crap poetry Monday find a car tailback and join the end Walk around your house muttering it's not as good as it used to be.

The problem with the lottery idea is that people who aren't really bothered and who register on a whim will have just as much chance as those who normally put in the effort for the sale. It's like the London marathon, you get keen runners applying and failing year on year, and someone who's never run before (and won't bother training and might not even turn up) ends up getting in.

They'll fill more seats in the coop that the etihad though so they can brag about that

No stickers, swiping your Coop card when you buy gives you an entry, so purchase your packs as separate transactions. Also it's only Coop Group shops (with the blue cards) who are participating.

Hopefully will take me back to the Elbow Rooms in Leeds, used to love that venue. Pool hall in the day that turned into a breaks club on Saturday nights.

I don't even know what they look like, but want one so bad it hurts. I've looked up bobble headed turtles and loads of images come up. I haven't scrutinised them. In fact, I clicked out of images, as I didn't want to see upstart pretenders to the throne. @Bike_Like_A_Mum - Is there any chance of a photo of your bobble headed turtle? And 'no' you dirty minded people, that's not a euphemism!"

Looking forward to seeing Orb again, but I can't see The Egg or any of the Hillage projects anywhere, that would be a shame, had a mental saturday night there last year

Same, though I reckon VW would suit the sunset slot so well

When I wasn’t there last year I watched it on tv and had a cry 🤣 I’m ticketless again but hoping by some miracle I find a way there and not have to repeat the same sad affair. It was quite nice to see the coverage though

Our current household score is (usually) cute children 3 : bobble headed free turtles 0. Might need to try to redress that balance this year 🤔

You can use the Time Machine to view webcam images taken during a festival, which should help you get your bearings.

I heard they are looking at bringing in an expert to take a look at some of the drainage issues in the lower fields.