“Want to conga out of respect for the war dead”

Government: crack on

“Fancy playing sardines at the beach”

Government: knock yourself out

“I’ve got coronavirus”

Government: Drive to Durham

“Would like to show my support for the black lives matter movement”

Government: NO https://t.co/5yhTk4GQvY

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 6, 2020