I just picked my post up from my doormat.

I opened a letter from DVLA, saying that I hadn't sent them my licence to be endorsed for speeding as they'd requested, and so my licence will be revoked from this coming Sunday.

I open the next letter, and it's also from DVLA .... all it contains is my licence, newly endorsed for the speeding offence.

If the guys at DVLA could add two and two to make four, they'd be dangerous.