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Hello mr Thief Part II

OK so I have no proof but everything points to it. about 1am last night theres some loud banging on our front door, I assume they'll go away after a while. But they knock again, so I go downstairs, and by the time I've reached the bottom, I hear the sound of footsteps running to the street outside, along with what sounds like a big bag being dragged behind them. Now I think this seems the logical explanation: thieves wanting to ensure nobody's home/ everyones deeply asleep or drunkenly pass

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Mr i cant be arsed to think of owt good

I am knackered and I better get a good nights sleep tonight, Leeds is extremely f**king nigh! I have to make sure I take a big dump before I go to leeds as well, the less pooing I do there, the better. I'm cranky from the lack of sleep last night and I have a headache.

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Hello mister Impending Doom

Exam at 9.30 not happy about this resit, but 21 others failed it when I did, makes me feel less of a failure. Hate that the best mark i can get is 40%, which makes the module 60% when combined with the 80% coursework. I know why I failed it first time round, there was a fair bit of shit in my life at the time, a lot of my results suffered it, but only this one failed. fun fun fun

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Hello mister SixthZuton

Thats right, I saw you in Tesco earlier, what was the football shirt you were wearing? anyway this blog falls under the category "annoyed" due to Sophie's Leeds ticket still not arriving, I will ring Seetickets up about this on Monday. I don't really have owt else to say, except that i have chips and gravy yum

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Mr Benn, thank you

not the guy who goes into costume shops and goes to magical worlds, the organiser of the Festivale de Leeds or words to that effect. Just hours away woooooo!

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Good morning mister Locksmith

I was on the captains log this morning and someone just unlocks the back door (of the house - you dirty minded bastards) and starts asking me through the bathroom door if theres a light up to the attic, well I tell him there is and that its dead, but he finds the spare one at the top of the stairs and fits it. Much drilling and noisiness later, I assume he's fitted new locks to the attic rooms, as he was gone by the time I'd had my shower (this was quite a bit after the first visit to the bathr

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hello mr harru

Yeah, I haven't blogged in a while, couldn't be arsed. So on saturday Deutsche Harru moved into my house, I went to a wedding do on saturday evening, then had a meal in York on sunday, and a meal in Sheffield on monday before going out drinking with Sophie, harru and some work mates. Today is mine and Sophies one year together so its all good.

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Hello mister unknown feeling

So today was Sunday (for me Sunday is a day which ends at 12pm on an actual Sunday, the space between Sunday and Monday doesn't have an name, but it's a different day, it's my day of rest I suppose) and it began in the second of two usual ways (wake up on Alarm 1: 4am XFM, wake up on Alarm 2: 4.30am Radio1), and some time between 5 and 6, on my way to work I got a funny feeling, though it's becoming a more familiar feeling now, this is by far not the first occurence. It was a feeling of nausea,

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Hello mister unwanted bowel movement

So I was on my way home from work, and I suddenly needed a poo really badly, so I went to Sheff Uni union, but none of their loos were open, then I went to Royal Hallamshire Hospital (it being an emergency and all that) but their doors were all closed, then I went into a restaurant and they let me use their toilets. It was a very high velocity and low viscosity substance which I am so glad didnt flow down my leg. It was terrifying. Also Sophie's Leeds ticket still hasn't attempted to be deliv

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Entry number 1

Welcome to my first efests blog, let me make up a poem right now for you. In the greenest tree where the antelopes sleep is the fattest bee looking for a sheep The bee is only happy when it finds a sheep to give a good slappy until it is rendered to sleep

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O' mister delivery guy where art thou?

Waiting for SMS guy to deliver Sophie's Leeds ticket today, before going to York to see her, I can't really be arsed to wait and I want to see Sophie as I need a hug. So I've floated a question over to her via text, asking if I should just go to York and rearrange the delivery for another day (most likely Monday). So I'll see what she says when she replies. I'm currently putting some Elliott Smith on my music player for the train journey there. no Royal Mail post today, I enjoy getting post

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That time of year again Mr Wilkinson

Firstly oh my god, I just chose my "happy" category for this blog post, secondly, my exam went ok i suppose, thirdly the subject of the blog title..... Today I did my annual pre-fest shop, with Leeds being 1 week away and everything, so I go to the usual place, Wilkinsons. I hate going to wilco's in Sheffield it's so highly populated by chavs it's horrible. So I bought baby wipes 64pk, facial wipes 25pk, foot wipes 15pk, ibuprofen 32tablets, pep pills 40 tablets, mouthwash, and 21 fox's tri

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Goodbye mr Lanzoni, hello mr Nitefly

This may be a long blog entry, there is a lot on my mind, and none of it's of a depressing style. Lets start with Leeds, it was cool this year, but overcrowded for sure. I'd like to thank all the efesters who made the weekend really fun. The bands I saw were all pretty cool, none really disappointed so thats good. Didn't get all that drunk this year, due to my being with Sophie really, don't know why, it just seemed to work out that way. Dunno if i'll be there next year, going for glasto

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Hello mr PAF Pro

well i went and got my new Humbucker from the sorting office this morning (humbucker = electric guitar pickup) and installed it when I got home, after some frustrating soldering and a spring to the eye I had finished. Restrung it and tested each string as I went. Dear god, my guitar has never sounded so good, the DiMarzio PAF Pro is a really warm sparkly sounding pickup which sounds amazing with gain, really suits the guitar better than the Parker custom DiMarzio humbucker.

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Hello mister calling card, not from SMS though

Good thing I didnt hang around waiting for Sophies Leeds ticket yesterday, it never arrived and still hasn't (grr) I did, however miss a Royal Mail delivery this morning, so I'll be off to the sorting office in the miorning for that one. Anyway, I'm off to work now, have fun in my absence

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Poor miss Sophie

So Sophie came over today for a few hours, but she got a migraine and she was in agony with it, the poor thing. She kept apologising for it, and I kept telling her not to apologise, as she couldn't help it. anyway I've not really got a lot to say today, except that spots are seriously shit, i'm quite tired

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Hello mr Cohen, I will have 12 days away from you

So yes, 6 more hours at work until I'm off for 12 days for leeds inc. contractual days off. I can't wait til leeds this year, every year it seems to get better, its crazy. still got a fair bit of stuff to do though, it'll be reight in the end though.

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Hello mister Thief

So, you may have read this in discussions, but I'm putting it here too. Last night while I was asleep, somebody broke into my house, and upon discovering my room was unlocked, decided to go right on in, where pretty much all my posessions are. I woke up when he came into my room, but was unfortunately not alert enough to stop him making an escape with my tent after he looked at me and said "sorry mate" - sorry you got caught you son of a bitch. Thankfully my spotting them didnt give any chanc

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Hello miss annie versary

Yeah, today marks 11 months to the day Sophie and I started going out, the past 11 months have been great, all because of one special girl.

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hello mr delivery guys, nice and punctual ¬_¬

So my tent arrived at about 1.20 and my ticket at 4, what a way to waste 7 hours. Today hasn't been a particularly productive day unfortunately. I had a nap earlier and woke from it completely depressed, i just didn't want to get up or do anything, it was awful.

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Sorry I missed you mister SMS guy

So of course Sod's Law dictated that my Leeds Festival ticket would arrive while I was at work, so I've rearranged it for Tuesday delivery now instead. Thats pretty much all I've got to say about today, also I ordered some new guitar pickups from America, it works out cheaper than getting them from the UK. Oh well, back to work at 6am tomorrow

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hello mister ache, I see you've brought mrs pain

I've been feeling a bit achey today, probably due to the 2 hours or whatever it was I got, went to bed about 7.30 or something, woke, not long after. Turns out the bin man comes about 6am on Wednesdays, amazing what you learn when you're awake. I've got another Leeds ticket to wait around for tomorrow, after which I shall be off to York, quite worried about leaving the house alone for the first night since the burglary really, hope it'll be right. Got an e-mail today from one of the companies

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