Festival review by : Cheryl

Glastonbury Festival 2000

Friday 23rd to Sunday 25th June 2000
Worthy Farm, Pilton, nr Glastonbury, Somerset, England
£89 including booking fee and postage

Daily capacity: 80,000

Last updated: Wed 7th Aug 2013

Having returned from Glastonbury safe and sound (though not of mind) with a few of my original possession, elation has quickly evaporated to dismay as the dawning realisation is - that I managed to "miss" the whole festival (exception "Ladysmith" and " Asian Dub Foundation").

For this reason I would like to share with you from personal experience a "Guide of What not to do at Glastonbury"

DO NOT:

Take Kevin with you
leave sunroof open in car field for several days
take mobile phone that is uncharged
take three bags of useless clothes
leave warm jacket at home
go anywhere without an aircraft carrier of loo paper
tell your nephews you are going if they're going
go to the communal showeres unless you are feeling communal
get heat stroke, dehydration and starvation just before main attractions commence
lose friends at night, ever at all
stay locked away in tent when feeling paranoid - cause no-one knows you're there mate!
go crazy mad on Wednesday party 48 hours and collapse on Friday
have friends whose camper vans blow up
have friends who drop other friends expensive uninsured camaras into the stenching toilet pits
leave before festival has ended