Festival review by : Tom Arnold

Glastonbury Festival 1999

Friday 25th to Sunday 27th June 1999
Worthy Farm, Pilton, nr Glastonbury, Somerset, England
£83

Last updated: Wed 7th Aug 2013

Well - looks like we made it through the festival with no long term mental repercussions.......

So what did we do? we shouted "Bollox" alot, we sucked vodka from simons plastic penis attachment, we made exploding fires, simon skydived, mad barry slept for longer than any man could, simon pissed in his tent lots and aired his bollocks a bit too often, jez was so crap at guitar our neighbours had to "borrow" it for everyones own sanity, alby wore a scottish dress for 3 days and so avoided any betty swollocks problemos, we saw the largest poo mountain ever made, ever - and the widest girthed poo ever in existence, we saw a terminator and many tee pees and wigwams and the "stoned circle", we had the most megatastic mental breakfast ever involving a deckchair some strobetype lights and some soothing ambient music and we also saw a fair few bands of which dancing to Orbitals version of the Dr. Who theme tune was fanbloodytastic.

We also got to drive up in the hottest slowest truck ever built but with a great set of airline seats for added comfort (not!), we drank far too many crates of beer - (but not enough) and jez won the spot how many yellow cars on the way to glatonbury game.

It's a Beauty!!!!!!!