P-MATES/SHE PEES!

[clockworkpurple]

Surely you just give it a good shake?

[Dorset Mark]

just cos it's a substitute penis doesn't mean we use the same technique as the blokes!

[SharonStoned]

i got mine from here, but they don't have any more of them by the looks of it.

a search for "whiz freedom" brings up these....

[Jane Glasto Virgin]

I feel like an alien. I've never heard of a she-pee. But I like the sound of weeing like the boys rather than squating and weeing on your feet (when drunk). Could you use one when wearing jeans or would you have to wear a skirt?

[ButtonMoon]

I feel like an alien. I've never heard of a she-pee. But I like the sound of weeing like the boys rather than squating and weeing on your feet (when drunk). Could you use one when wearing jeans or would you have to wear a skirt?

[Ladybug-nina]

You can use it with trousers.

There is something so nice about peeing standing up in the open air at the longdrops!

[ButtonMoon]

You can use it with trousers.

There is something so nice about peeing standing up in the open air at the longdrops!

[clockworkpurple]

I think I put every combination of whizz / away apart from that !! Thanks very much.

Anybody know where I can get a pair of plastic testacles from? Need somewhere handy to stash the tissues and hand cleanser.

[Chocscoffer]

can i recommend that if you order one you get it delivered to work? i just freaked out my whole office

[ButtonMoon]

Priceless!!!!

After reading this thread i've ordered a whiz feedom from ebay - £9.99 delivered. I think I'll have a few practice runs as you ladies have advised! One question though, if any of you have used them in the longdrops as opposed to the female urinals then I assume when you use it you lean forward?

[Chocscoffer]

You'll be able to angle it - I had fun bending mine around whilst I was using it

[ButtonMoon]

Were you trying to spell your name!

[SharonStoned]

Got mine today

Must say it is soooo much easier than the she-pee to use. You don't have to push it as snugly to your 'lady garden' and with it being soft and flexible it doesn't dig in when trying to get a reasonable seal. Seems to be a better design altogether.

Tremendous !!

Can also use it as a fake nose on halloween

[Crouchie]

I'm going to give them a go this year, actually, I'm going to buy a plastic one beforehand and have a practice

Just found these too: http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/product_shop.aspx

Has anyone tried the Midstream ones? COuld be handy!

[oldbird]

Got mine today

Must say it is soooo much easier than the she-pee to use. You don't have to push it as snugly to your 'lady garden' and with it being soft and flexible it doesn't dig in when trying to get a reasonable seal. Seems to be a better design altogether.

Tremendous !!

Can also use it as a fake nose on halloween

[Thats Right]

Mine came today! Must have a pratice before 26th June!

[Chocscoffer]

Ok ladies mine arrived today so I figured I'd have a go at using it int he shower - good job I did! Is there a knack to using it without leakage at the bottom!

[harriet]

got min e today, used it and it was great, just need to practice after a few drinks, am going out on Saturday so will give it a go when I get back.

[ButtonMoon]

Ok ladies mine arrived today so I figured I'd have a go at using it int he shower - good job I did! Is there a knack to using it without leakage at the bottom!

[Chocscoffer]

Well I just sort of held it against me! A few more goes in the shower I think!

[strudders]

I thought I would add this as I really feel for you all getting to use these thingies. However as I have the necessary attachments pre plumbed I will be of no practical use so please see the following tasetful demo to see if it helps!.

[SharonStoned]

Well I just sort of held it against me! A few more goes in the shower I think!

[talullah]

oh my god ive got whizz envy......ive only got a small one (she pee) im going to have to get a whizz I cant stand it anymore

[SharonStoned]

LADIES...... BEWARE

The shape of your lady garden changes dependant on if, and even what, you are drinking....

I've bought the whizz to replace my she-pee as found it useless at last year's festivals. Whizz is a doddle when sober, easy when pissed on vodka but for some reason when I was pissed off cider last night I managed to do it completely wrong & wet myself !!

Don't know if I was getting too cocky (scuse the pun) or something more sinister is at the bottom of a can of merry down cider....

Will have to drink more cider to test it out again.

[Chocscoffer]

I'm sorry it went horribly wrong for you hun. If it fails to work under the influence of cider then maybe a few of us may have problems!

However, I have since tried the Whizz in the shower twice and have leant forward slightly and I can happily report it worked perfectly. I'm not brave enough to try out of the shower just yet though! And after Sharonstoned's unfortunate accident plenty of practice both sober and pissed will be required!