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Its friday joke time ;)

Just bought a scouse advent calendar,

f**king typical!

All the windows are boarded up and some bastards nicked all the chocalates!

A little girl was in her back garden when she came running inside

''Daddy daddy!'' she shouted ''Is that a mummy longlegs underneath that daddy longlegs in the garden?''

''No'' the Dad said ''you can't get mummy longlegs, just daddy longlegs''

The little girl ran outside stomped on the insects and then ran back inside..

She said ''Ill have none of that gay shit in my f**king back garden!''

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check this out for spooky-ness

To cut a long storie short I split up with me EX(of 5 years)10 years ago now (just after glasto 98), met my now GF just a few weeks after the split.

now been on a bit of a bender all weekend so been pretty pissed both friday night and saturday night ooooh and sunday :P on friday and saturday i had dreams i was with my ex nothihng sexual or out like that just like doing day to day stuff , but i was with here and not my now GF .

anyway didnt give much thought to it , then today I walked in to a school that i go to regular and she was there ( not seen or spoke to her for like 9 years) I didnt speak or let on it just all felt a bit strange .

WEIRDNESS

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No snow here either (just popped in to hide from all the feckin radiohead threads :lol: )

Have a good 'un Karl, i'm jealous!

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