I saw a Blue Whale Today

[Amy Lawn]

I saw Wales today

[CaledonianGonzo]

I emmitted a wail when I stood on an upturned plug

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

What's the porpoise of these comments?

[CaledonianGonzo]

To avoid an any orca'd situations

[Gnomicide]

7 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

That's a pity. Is it the right time of year?

It's not but we were told there was a small chance but it was worth it for the other wildlife and the views. Unfortunately there was a bit of a storm on the go, half the boat was throwing up, watched a woman crawl across the deck as it was too hard to walk. Thrilling times.

 

Edited March 9, 2018 by Gnomicide

[Gnomicide]

Similar weather up at Gulfoss.

 

[5co77ie]

it's much easier going to go in May

[Gnomicide]

59 minutes ago, 5co77ie said:

it's much easier going to go in May

A wise move.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Many years ago I went for Hogmanay and wore a kilt out in the streets for a few hours round about the bells.

It was only when I got back to the hotel room I noticed all the dark bruises on my legs and a general lack of sensation beneath the waistline. Had to go and sit in a warm bath for an hour to defrost.

[Crazyfool01]

I once saw an orca whilst travelling on a water taxi in abel tasman national park in NZ .... a rare sighting in those parts apparently but incredible to see it

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Many years ago I went for Hogmanay and wore a kilt out in the streets for a few hours round about the bells.

It was only when I got back to the hotel room I noticed all the dark bruises on my legs and a general lack of sensation beneath the waistline. Had to go and sit in a warm bath for an hour to defrost.

Note to self - always cover you bells up if proposing to sport a kilt at Hogmanay.

[Amy Lawn]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Many years ago I went for Hogmanay and wore a kilt out in the streets for a few hours round about the bells.

It was only when I got back to the hotel room I noticed all the dark bruises on my legs and a general lack of sensation beneath the waistline. Had to go and sit in a warm bath for an hour to defrost.

Did you forget your tights?

[TheWaters]

I was in Sri Lanka a few years back and saw some whales. Was incredible tbh.

[Comfy Bean]

3 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Note to self - always cover you bells up if proposing to sport a kilt at Hogmanay.

If you`re taking Kilt related notes Yog, can I suggest this is one for the book...... 

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/02/scottish-wedding-fight_n_870389.html

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, Comfy Bean said:

If you`re taking Kilt related notes Yog, can I suggest this is one for the book...... 

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/02/scottish-wedding-fight_n_870389.html

That is truly appalling. Thank you. 

As an aside, my wife used to be the master at pissing in people's beds or on settees at parties. Her record was wetting three beds in the same house on the same night. Strangely enough, after decades of doing this, she stopped when we started going out together. 

[bamber]

On 09/03/2018 at 9:44 AM, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

I saw Wales today

I see Wales every day, Blue Whales, less often .... Sri Lanka, 2 hours offshore, No photos, In my mind only.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, bamber said:

I see Wales every day, Blue Whales, less often .... Sri Lanka, 2 hours offshore, No photos, In my mind only.

Hello bamber,

Are you on an oil rig?

[bamber]

1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Hello bamber,

Are you on an oil rig?

Nope.That ting I saw woz freakin' big though bro.

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

7 minutes ago, bamber said:

Nope.That ting I saw woz freakin' big though bro.

 

Thanks for the answer, and for posting that video clip. It's a very powerful song, sung by someone with a voice which is a gift from her to us. 

[bamber]

1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Thanks for the answer, and for posting that video clip. It's a very powerful song, sung by someone with a voice which is a gift from her to us. 

You knowz it bro.

[bamber]

 

[bamber]

Genuine question, which is smarter, Joss Stone or a Blue Whale? 

 

[eFestivals]

i don't think the world needs yet another bamber videos thread, when there's already others.