vintagelaureate Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) ... Edited April 13, 2018 by vintagelaureate . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, vintagelaureate said: ... How on earth did you find that one? I must put these buttons and a piece of string away from me and out of eyesight, as they are heavily distracting me with their wondrous charms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintagelaureate Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: How on earth did you find that one? I must put these buttons and a piece of string away from me and out of eyesight, as they are heavily distracting me with their wondrous charms. Always be distracted by wonderous charms - it makes life more bearable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, vintagelaureate said: Always be distracted by wonderous charms - it makes life more bearable! I have a lady friend who finds it very difficult to go past anything sparkley without trying to buy it - such are the wondrous charms of the sparkle. I agree with your statement, in that one should always be aware of life's wondrous charms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, OG said: Oh man, OG, you freaked me out with that one. I was kind of gormlessly looking at the screen, and then I noticed changing numbers. Well, you probably know what I concluded - yes, it's time to go out and kill again. Is it that time already, I hear you cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Oh man, OG, you freaked me out with that one. I was kind of gormlessly looking at the screen, and then I noticed changing numbers. Well, you probably know what I concluded - yes, it's time to go out and kill again. Is it that time already, I hear you cry! It's times like those when you're "high functioning" that you question yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, OG said: It's times like those when you're "high functioning" that you question yourself Well, the thing is, I would go out and kill again tonight, but it's a bit chilly and I might get a frightful cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Don't forget the wife would fuck you up when she found out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, OG said: Don't forget the wife would fuck you up when she found out Why would she fuck me up if I were only killing time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Why would she fuck me up if I were only killing time? smart arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, OG said: smart arse It was a bit smart arse wasn't it? Makes you wanna puke really, when I think about it. It just seemed the obvious avenue to take to try to affirm that I don't actually go out and kill people. Which I don't. Which is a blessing. I mean, what I get up to of a night after my wife has fallen asleep is, to my perception, to be limited to me, God, and a very well used merkin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whisty Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I don't actually go out and kill people. What a complete disappointment you are Mr Stick. You could of course have been a good vigilante killer like Charles Bronson in character. Edited April 14, 2018 by whisty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oneeye Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 9 hours ago, vintagelaureate said: ... Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eFestivals Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 10 hours ago, guypjfreak said: Love the wording on the bottom of that - the things we had to do to get around the law back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 6 hours ago, whisty said: What a complete disappointment you are Mr Stick. You could of course have been a good vigilante killer like Charles Bronson in character. I'm sorry that I'm not a serial killer whisty. I feel so inadequate now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeye Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I'm sorry that I'm not a serial killer whisty. I feel so inadequate now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 hours ago, oneeye said: One of my mates was on the dole for many a year, and wanted it to stay that way. Then the dole office made him o to job interviews. At his first one he went through due process, answering the questions put to him etc. Then at the interview on of the people o the pnale said to him ' Is there anything else you want to tell us that we should know, which would influence our decision on whether to employ you or not'? His response was' Yes. I'm a serial killer'. The bloke responded ' So, you like serial for breakfast'. Needless to say, my mate never got the job - which was his intention all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oneeye Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, whisty said: Marvellous there whisty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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