ledwards Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 (edited) Sorry about making a thread for this - couldn't find any others related! Does anyone have a spare one? Happy to pay over the odds. Stupidly expected them to be online when I checked they sold the 2016 one online still. Desparate Edited June 27, 2017 by LaurenEdwards93 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwardjc14 Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Was looking for this thread, sadly they've all sold out according from the Glastonbury twitter page, but a load of other merch is on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idb Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 I'd have liked to have seen the design on a tshirt rather than a Tea Towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebenski Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Cracking tea towel that, no doubt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoBalls Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 I drunkenly purchased one at the festival. Originally I was like "I can't believe I spent £10 on a fucking tea towel" but now I think I'm actually going to frame it and hang it in the kitchen as it's quite nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfAnIdiot Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 I'd love to get hold of one too. Went back to buy one on Sunday and they were all gone :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzie Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 I got one straight away as we walk past the stall on the way in, very desirable it is too, love me tea towel ....Hey @Untzdid you get one this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untz Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yes, got my tea towel! Bloody love it too. Though Mik Artistik's masking tape just beats it to best available merchandise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledwards Posted October 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 http://www.thefestivalteatowel.co.uk/ Limited stock of tea towels here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 On 6/29/2017 at 4:55 PM, Untz said: Yes, got my tea towel! Bloody love it too. Though Mik Artistik's masking tape just beats it to best available merchandise. It's a buzzing tea towel, a classic of the genre. I woke up steaming drunk one night with the Mik tape wrapped around my entire head like a mummy, was terrifying, had to rip it off because it was nearly suffocating me. All my arms and legs were done as well. Nobody could remember in the morning how the fuck it happened, but the consensus was that I'd probably done it to myself because I'm the only one dumb enough to think that would be a good idea, and it seems I'd put my pyjamas on over my betaped limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 26 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said: It's a buzzing tea towel, a classic of the genre. I woke up steaming drunk one night with the Mik tape wrapped around my entire head like a mummy, was terrifying, had to rip it off because it was nearly suffocating me. All my arms and legs were done as well. Nobody could remember in the morning how the fuck it happened, but the consensus was that I'd probably done it to myself because I'm the only one dumb enough to think that would be a good idea, and it seems I'd put my pyjamas on over my betaped limbs. One to tell the grandkids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
august1 Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 wanted a couple of 2017 tshirts but they went pretty quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cooter said: One to tell the grandkids. The chances of me reaching that age seem slim when I'm this much of a danger to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chawk Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 my favourite band tea towel currently on the market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 I had no idea about the existence of the Glastonbury Tea Towel (which sounds a little like an ailment ), nor Mik Artistik's masking tape. I have been able to look up the tea towel, and am able to see what it is. Less so, successful with the masking tape. Please could someone enlighten me about said tape? If this proves to be the silliest request that you have ever heard, then please do factor in that I've seen the name Mik Artistik written down before, but have no knowledge of what Mik Artistik is, other than, it would appear, he/ she/ they/ it, may be shifting a shed load of masking tape at a rate only seen before when the first Post It notes hit the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 seeing this thread keeps reminding me about my pile of washing up that needs doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintagelaureate Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: seeing this thread keeps reminding me about my pile of washing up that needs doing It's a good job that a handy guide was published earlier... http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/wash-up-dishes-properly-how-to-good-housekeeping-checklist-quickly-fast-by-hand-a7980291.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said: I woke up steaming drunk one night with the Mik tape wrapped around my entire head like a mummy, was terrifying, had to rip it off because it was nearly suffocating me. All my arms and legs were done as well. Nobody could remember in the morning how the fuck it happened, but the consensus was that I'd probably done it to myself because I'm the only one dumb enough to think that would be a good idea, and it seems I'd put my pyjamas on over my betaped limbs. As soon as I have more information on this tape, I will truly know how to judge just how perverted you are! What kind of a deviant puts their pyjamas on AFTER lashing oneself liberally with masking tape? You know that's the start of a slippery slope don't you? It starts with masking tape, then you are off to a salon where they offer to carry out a ball, sack and crack rapid hair depletion service for you, using materials and a technique designed to inflict the maximum pain. After that, it's just a short hop to finding oneself in a dungeon with your arse being hit with a set of deer antlers, by Nigel, who has the antlers firmly held in one hand, and his laddy firmly held in the other. What makes it worse is that he actually does work in accounts, but has never had a pay rise in 20 years because the system really is against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Lawn Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: As soon as I have more information on this tape, I will truly know how to judge just how perverted you are! What kind of a deviant puts their pyjamas on AFTER lashing oneself liberally with masking tape? You know that's the start of a slippery slope don't you? It starts with masking tape, then you are off to a salon where they offer to carry out a ball, sack and crack rapid hair depletion service for you, using materials and a technique designed to inflict the maximum pain. After that, it's just a short hop to finding oneself in a dungeon with your arse being hit with a set of deer antlers, by Nigel, who has the antlers firmly held in one hand, and his laddy firmly held in the other. What makes it worse is that he actually does work in accounts, but has never had a pay rise in 20 years because the system really is against him. Nigel's a grown man with a hobby he enjoys, you prude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said: Nigel's a grown man with a hobby he enjoys, you prude! Do you know how to get a free bucking bronco ride? If you don't, one way is to get amorous with your girlfriend / wife, take her to bed, start shagging her from behind, and then at the height of passion, shout out some other woman's name. Then it's just a matter of trying to stay on really. Yeehaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 cant believe there are no pics of this elusive tshirt in this thread FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 11 hours ago, russycarps said: cant believe there are no pics of this elusive tshirt in this thread FFS I can. It’s *that* fuckin’ elusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwardjc14 Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 left it too late and gone and sold out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwinstanley Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 Bit of a long shot but does anyone have a spare 2017 tea towel they are willing to sell? I stupidly missed out at the festival and subsequently on the festival website and also website posted up in this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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