1 Top Tip for Me!

[Jasonbee]

So me and my now fiancé have built up to Glastonbury, we've done V Festival countless times, T in the Park, Leeds, and this is our 1st year at Glastonbury and we've just found out she is 13 weeks pregnant (will be 14 when we set off to Glastonbury next Wednesday early hours).

 

So what's the best tip you can give us in regards to anything?

[adms]

Always approach any stage from left or right, as close to the stage fence as possible. Crowd is thinner than you'd imagine near the screens/where screens would be. 

[Spindles]

Thin white baggy clothing for the heat, plenty of fluids, hang around the glade, permaculture and the woods in the hottest part of the day.

[MilkyJoe]

Don't make a program, you won't stick to it. 3or 4 must sees a day then go and explore.

[Chicken Bob]

Wear a condom 

[Slugworth]

Walk up the hill without looking.... LOL

 

Jokes aside. I challenge you not to have the best weekend EVER!

 

Have fun

[Duncan Doughnuts]

Experiencing five nights with very little sleep will be excellent preparation for when your baby arrives!!!

[Mr.Tease]

Trust no one

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Don't fly a kite if there is a thunderstorm.

[Tdiz]

Don't do drugs kids 

[Slavivlad]

Don't put the wristband on your wiping hand.

[Crazyfool01]

Check your tent ... I've just done mine and discovered no tent pegs ( who is the tent peg eating monster ? ) and my poles are bent .. no biggy but much easier to sort out now than when you are erecting !!

[The Nal]

Fun size Mars bars make ideal regular sized Mars bars for dwarves. 

[Mardy]

Bonnie Arlene in the 7.40 tonight at Kempton Park.

[Spindles]

Save on carpet by wearing 2 carpet tiles strapped to your feet.

[henry bear]

RECREATE that ‘sat in the audience at a Jeremy Kyle show’ feeling by sitting in the order collection area at Argos.

[Respectfatfrog]

9 hours ago, Chicken Bob said:

Wear a condom 

don't wear a condom shes your wife after all

[Tommy101]

Accept that you cant see it all, or even every act you want to see. If you're enjoying yourself, concentrate on enjoying yourself instead of fretting that there is something else half a mile away that might be better.

[frostypaw]

The hardest thing for folk new to Glastonbury is how much you miss - no matter where you are or what you're doing there will be a hundred to a thousand other amazing things happening which may be much more exciting and fun than what you're doing right now.

You have to accept that and enjoy what you're doing - stay for the whole set, take that extra ten minutes to watch the street act - dawdle after your meal watching and listening to the joyous crowds and their endless murmurs of laughter and excitement. If you rush around to try and catch and see everything you end up taking part in very little of it and the festival can just pass you by.

Take your time, there's always another festival but each moment is only right now.

[shuttlep]

shit with your bag on a hook

[Respectfatfrog]

one tip I always give is remember its ok to take time out and chill you don't have to do everything and see everyband some time out can be a real life saver after 5 days

[Crazyfool01]

ok I'm cheating here this is my second one tip .... but do something nice even if its a small thing . and speak to someone new once a day minimum 

[Spindles]

Avoid spending money on expensive glasses by standing closer to things you want to see.

[moheetoes]

hang your bag through long drop door latch or take an S Clip/Karabina

[hfuhruhurr]

never whistle with a mouth full of custard