1 Top Tip for Me!

[One Tonne Baby]

Be prepared at how big it is. You have to be prepared to walk! If theres not a band on you want to see go and explore.

 

My only regret from my first glasto was that i didn't see much of the festival.

[EFC1996]

Be prepared for the fall outs when your wife wants an early night and you want to discover the weird and wonderful night time at Glastonbury. 

[Havors]

Put the wife and unborn child to bed handy then go get off your face in Shangri la 

[Swine_Glasto2014]

11 hours ago, Chicken Bob said:

Wear a condom 

Excellent response

[baggienick68]

1 hour ago, Tommy101 said:

Accept that you cant see it all, or even every act you want to see. If you're enjoying yourself, concentrate on enjoying yourself instead of fretting that there is something else half a mile away that might be better.

This

[midlifecrisis]

Never eat yellow snow.

[Michaels denim shorts]

However much weed you think you'll get through, double it 

[maelzoid]

Hiking boots. Not wellies.

[clarkete]

6 hours ago, Slavivlad said:

Don't put the wristband on your wiping hand.

That's why I trim my tails every year, much more manageable.

[p.pete]

14 minutes ago, Swine_Glasto2014 said:

Excellent response

Too late I thought.

[Swine_Glasto2014]

Always good for future shenanigans 

[Swine_Glasto2014]

13 minutes ago, Michaels denim shorts said:

However much weed you think you'll get through, double it 

I struggle to smoke at Glastonbury, I just get really paranoid and spam out by everyone who are clearly not stoned

Edited June 14, 2017 by Swine_Glasto2014

[Chicken Bob]

3 hours ago, Respectfatfrog said:

don't wear a condom shes your wife after all

Jizz on her tits then. 

[Ted Dansons Wig]

A sombrero in a bin liner makes a trendy 'hands-free' umbrella!

[Richi1988]

7 hours ago, Mardy said:

Bonnie Arlene in the 7.40 tonight at Kempton Park.

I hope this is a well researched tip Mardy, I've put 20 smackers on!!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

If you get split up and need to text each other to meet, add the time you sent the text before the actual message as they can get delayed due to poor signal/network usage etc

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Beer before wine, you'll be fine, Wine before beer, sick for a year.

[Franky]

Enjoy the secret KLF set in the Crows Nest.

[Mardy]

16 minutes ago, Richi1988 said:

I hope this is a well researched tip Mardy, I've put 20 smackers on!!

You go each way? Came in 3rd

[OneLittleFish]

Don't treat it like TITP or V. Head away from the main stages as it's away from there you'll see the most amazing things and have the best time.

[Richi1988]

11 minutes ago, Mardy said:

You go each way? Came in 3rd

Unfortunately not. It had every chance tbf. 

[mashedonmud]

My tip is to take my advice. I don't use it.

[Spindles]

39 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

Beer before wine, you'll be fine, Wine before beer, sick for a year.

Grass before beer, you're in the clear.  Beer before grass, you're on your ass.

[PorkSoda]

Yeah to echo what's been said. Just enjoy what you are doing. This is my fourth and I think I've finally cracked that advise. Try not to feel you're not doing Glastonbury properly. It's your festival and Glastonbury is great whatever you're doing. 

Glastonbury is great when watching bands. 

Glastonbury is great when aimlessly wondering. 

Glastonbury is great taking time over food and not watching bands. 

Glastonbury is great sitting down because you're a little tired and taking it in. 

The only time it's not great is when you feel you have to do everything so instead of something you're doing in the moment. I.e sitting down and watching something in Avalon cafe rather than you go steaming to shangrila because 'that's what your supposed to do after hours' 

 

You'll absolutely love it 

[dreadwing]

If you're worried about people breaking into your tent while you're asleep, create a homemade alarm system. Simply attach a piece of string (12 inches or more) to a clip (keyring type clip) then attach loads of empty beer cans to the string, maybe drop a few tent pegs into a couple of the cans then once your into you tent for the night clip your DIY alarm system to the zipper of your tent flap and there you go!

Failing that either put your wallet and goods at the bottom of your sleeping bag or if you have a bum bag sleep with it attached to you.

In 15 years of attending festivals I haven't been robbed once, i thought i had but i think i just spent more the night before. However a couple next to us got robbed last year at Glastonbury.